Obama Likes Wanda Sykes Joke About Rush Limbaugh: 'I Hope His Kidneys Fail'

[txlonghorn]

You kinda suck at this, dude.

But he's good at setting up my jokes ...

i hate to break this to ya but your cheap shots aren't any funnier than Wanda's were.

What's sad is that he needs help to make jokes. The true sign of a lack of original thought.

 

[Shogun]

Speaking of failures...Thank God Air Force 1 didn't have system failure over NY

Of course, that's why Obama got so angry about it, he hasn't had a chance to "pimp it out" yet.

I guess it depends on which Air Force 1 you are talking about ...

Are you reading The Stand, by chance?

 

[Article 15]

SHE??? Wait! You mean she really is a she? Cuz last week, some moron was on TV swearing on his mother's uterus ( because he doesn't have his own ) that Carrie use to be Harry and he knew this for a fact!!! He said it on MSNBC so it must be true.

You kinda suck at this, dude.

Thanks...coming from an expert on sucking, that's major cudos.

5/10

That was a little better.

Perhaps you should just stick to the pithy comebacks.

 

[KittenKoder]

You kinda suck at this, dude.

But he's good at setting up my jokes ...

i hate to break this to ya but your cheap shots aren't any funnier than Wanda's were.

*peeks through cyber space a moment* I see people laughing at both ... so okay.

 

[txlonghorn]

Of course, that's why Obama got so angry about it, he hasn't had a chance to "pimp it out" yet.

Oh...don't fool yourself. I'm sure the inside has a shitload of shag carpet, a kick ass bass boomin stereo, seat back video screens and a bar full of assorted 40 oz malt liquors.

Of course it does, Bush was in office last, Obama just needs to pimp the outside.

LOL...you kill me... Bush drank whiskey, dumbass!

 

[Article 15]

Of course, that's why Obama got so angry about it, he hasn't had a chance to "pimp it out" yet.

I guess it depends on which Air Force 1 you are talking about ...

Are you reading The Stand, by chance?

Not currently but I've digested it a time or two in the past.

 

[KittenKoder]

But he's good at setting up my jokes ...

i hate to break this to ya but your cheap shots aren't any funnier than Wanda's were.

What's sad is that he needs help to make jokes. The true sign of a lack of original thought.

*looks between* Hmm ... I seem to have misplaced something ... or maybe you are wrong. I can't seem to remember which it is.

 

[txlonghorn]

You kinda suck at this, dude.

Thanks...coming from an expert on sucking, that's major cudos.

5/10

That was a little better.

Perhaps you should just stick to the pithy comebacks.

Thanks coach...wow! Look at you using those brainy words...like "stick".

 

[Article 15]

Thanks...coming from an expert on sucking, that's major cudos.

5/10

That was a little better.

Perhaps you should just stick to the pithy comebacks.

Thanks coach...wow! Look at you using those brainy words...like "stick".

Another failure.

You are trying WAY too hard.

 

[Shogun]

I guess it depends on which Air Force 1 you are talking about ...

Are you reading The Stand, by chance?

Not currently but I've digested it a time or two in the past.

was just reading your sig and half expected mention of mother abigail.

 

[txlonghorn]

i hate to break this to ya but your cheap shots aren't any funnier than Wanda's were.

What's sad is that he needs help to make jokes. The true sign of a lack of original thought.

*looks between* Hmm ... I seem to have misplaced something ... or maybe you are wrong. I can't seem to remember which it is.

Yep..you misplaced something alright.

 

[Article 15]

Are you reading The Stand, by chance?

Not currently but I've digested it a time or two in the past.

was just reading your sig and half expected mention of mother abigail.

lol ...

I hear her homemade bread is the bomb.

 

[KittenKoder]

txlonghorn ... is Hank Hill in disguise!

 

[KittenKoder]

What's sad is that he needs help to make jokes. The true sign of a lack of original thought.

*looks between* Hmm ... I seem to have misplaced something ... or maybe you are wrong. I can't seem to remember which it is.

Yep..you misplaced something alright.

Damn ... can I borrow your penis then until I find mine?

 

[txlonghorn]

5/10

That was a little better.

Perhaps you should just stick to the pithy comebacks.

Thanks coach...wow! Look at you using those brainy words...like "stick".

Another failure.

You are trying WAY too hard.

Nah...that was too easy. And funny.

 

[txlonghorn]

*looks between* Hmm ... I seem to have misplaced something ... or maybe you are wrong. I can't seem to remember which it is.

Yep..you misplaced something alright.

Damn ... can I borrow your penis then until I find mine?

Wow...you actually have one? You know they aren't detachable, right?

Have mine???? Ummmmm...no. But it's flattering of you to ask.

 

[KittenKoder]

Yep..you misplaced something alright.

Damn ... can I borrow your penis then until I find mine?

Wow...you actually have one? You know they aren't detachable, right?

Have mine???? Ummmmm...no. But it's flattering of you to ask.

That explains why that man was screaming when I pulled his off. I thought they were suppose to do that.

 

[amrchaos]

This is the difference between Moderates versus the Extremists

Moderates want policies that work--be it free market or Socialistic.

Extremists want to prov their Hackeyed theories and wild speculations, damn if it works!!