obama DIED...

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  1. 007
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    Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.

    The undertaker tells the US diplomats, "you can have him shipped home for $1 million dollars, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."

    The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Obama flown home.

    The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?".

    One diplomat replied, "more than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead...

    ...we simply can't take that risk."
     
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    LOL. That's an old joke that is traditionally used with a husband who's wife died.

    Although using Obama makes it classic.
     

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