Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats, "you can have him shipped home for $1 million dollars, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?".
One diplomat replied, "more than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead...
...we simply can't take that risk."
The undertaker tells the US diplomats, "you can have him shipped home for $1 million dollars, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?".
One diplomat replied, "more than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead...
...we simply can't take that risk."
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