Obama attacks Trump

[edward37]

CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.

Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.

“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”

“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”

Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”

• Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,” and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes theBorowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
  
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[Meathead]

CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.

Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.

“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”

“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”

Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”

• Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,” and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes theBorowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
  
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Flea bites can be annoying, but they're only flea bites.

 

[edward37]

CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.

Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.

“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”

“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”

Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”

• Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,” and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes theBorowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
  
  Read more »

Flea bites can be annoying, but they're only flea bites.

as long as you're annoyed.....just to remind you of the perfect moron you put into our WH

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Obama must me seriously asshurt after watching his worthless commie legacy get flushed down the motherfucking toilet of failed political history.

I have never seen a former president behave in such a desperate manner.

What a mistake it was to elect that commie.

.

 

[Meister]

Opie is still searching for his legacy. He couldn't do it with the 8 years in office, so now he's trying
when he's out of office. It's not working, he's no longer relevant in the political arena.

 

[edward37]

Obama must me seriously asshurt after watching his worthless commie legacy get flushed down the motherfucking toilet of failed political history.

I have never seen a former president behave in such a desperate manner.

What a mistake it was to elect that commie.

.

Hope you're enjoying all the good Obama did for our country ,,,,,that the moron trump tears down

 

[Papageorgio]

Should this be in the political satire thread?

 

[Meathead]

Hope you're enjoying all the good Obama did for our country ,,,,,that the moron trump tears down

I'm enjoying watching that "moron" tear down "all that good" Obama did for our country - immensely. I understand the butthurt caused unfulfilled promise of the hopeychangy thing, and I imagine Obama's is even worse than yours.

 

[MacTheKnife]

Birds of a feather flock together.

November Surprise: Louis Farrakhan Chants ‘Death to America,’ ‘Death to Israel’ in Iran



Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan led a chant of “Death to America!” on a solidarity visit to Iran this weekend, according to Iranian news sources. He also led a chant of “Death to Israel!”

 

[Weatherman2020]

Who is this Obama you speak of? I find no accomplishments in history linked to him other than being the first clean and articulate black man.

 

[WillowTree]

So, what else is new?

 

[MacTheKnife]

 

[edward37]

Opie is still searching for his legacy. He couldn't do it with the 8 years in office, so now he's trying
when he's out of office. It's not working, he's no longer relevant in the political arena.

if he was able to run again he'd be a shoo in a man in our WH instead of a vile rat

 

[edward37]

Should this be in the political satire thread?

Pap You do read???

Political Satire
For those who love the use of irony, sarcasm, and ridicule to attack the issues/political landscape. IRONY sarcasm and ridicule

 

[edward37]

Should this be in the political satire thread?

Pap You do read???

Political Satire
For those who love the use of irony, sarcasm, and ridicule to attack the issues/political landscape. IRONY sarcasm and ridicule

And the author is a master at satire

 

[Meathead]

if he was able to run again he'd be a shoo in a man in our WH instead of a vile rat

Well, Obama was a failure as president, but not even I would call him a vile rat. More like inept with a touch of sleaze.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Obama must me seriously asshurt after watching his worthless commie legacy get flushed down the motherfucking toilet of failed political history.

I have never seen a former president behave in such a desperate manner.

What a mistake it was to elect that commie.

.

Whoah, freak alert! What "commie legacy" is that? Be specific.

 

[edward37]

if he was able to run again he'd be a shoo in a man in our WH instead of a vile rat

Well, Obama was a failure as president, but not even I would call him a vile rat. More like inept with a touch of sleaze.

Yeah almost a triple in the DOW 75 or so straight months of 6 digit employment gains unemployment from 10% to 4+% etc etc etc

 

[WillowTree]

if he was able to run again he'd be a shoo in a man in our WH instead of a vile rat

Well, Obama was a failure as president, but not even I would call him a vile rat. More like inept with a touch of sleaze.

Yeah almost a triple in the DOW 75 or so straight months of 6 digit employment gains unemployment from 10% to 4+% etc etc etc

If obummer did all that why did food stamp use double under his reign of incompetency? Was he cheating the system?

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

if he was able to run again he'd be a shoo in a man in our WH instead of a vile rat

Well, Obama was a failure as president, but not even I would call him a vile rat. More like inept with a touch of sleaze.

Yeah almost a triple in the DOW 75 or so straight months of 6 digit employment gains unemployment from 10% to 4+% etc etc etc

If obummer did all that why did food stamp use double under his reign of incompetency? Was he cheating the system?

Because bush caused a global recession. Pay attention!