Obama Announces Plan to Forgive All Student Loans

[Antares]

President Obama announced a plan today to forgive 100 percent of all federal student loans in the country

In a speech in Scranton, PA the president told an assembled crowd that it was unfair to hold college graduates to promises they made as students and outlined his vision for ending all student loan payments by the end of the year.

"Just because someone borrowed a bunch of money doesn't mean they have to pay it back," he explained to a friendly crowd at Scranton University. "This isn't 19th century England. This is America. And in America we've always believed in second chances.

Obama Announces Plan to Forgive All Student Loans - The Daily Currant

Unfucking believeable.

Fuck this cracka ass.

 

[Antares]

You can't make this shit up...this is what a welfare conditioned nigga would say.

 

[R.C. Christian]

That is complete bullshit. There is no way in hell that's going to happen.

 

[Rozman]

How is this even possible....
Wait... this is life in Obama world...

 

[Katzndogz]

Vote democrat. Republicans will make you pay your debts.

 

[dilloduck]

Woot ! I bet he will cancel our national debt next ! Woot !

 

[AmazonTania]

Why not just pass a law which states there was never any financial crisis while your at it...

 

[TheOldSchool]

That is complete bullshit. There is no way in hell that's going to happen.

Yeah that's complete bullshit. Are you even trying anymore Roo?

 

[Rozman]

I thought when you took out a loan you signed a contract.

 

[deltex1]

You giveth and the enchanted neeeeeeeeeegro taketh away....

 

[Ropey]

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[Antares]

Thats it morons...attack the Messenger.

I just posted what Prez Nigga said...and he said it as a Welfare trained monkey would say it.

 

[Zoom-boing]

The Daily Currant is quite Onionesque, no?

 

[AceRothstein]

Jesus Christ. When are you dumbasses going to learn that Daily Currant is a satire site?

 

[theDoctorisIn]

Like clockwork every few months - someone who's really looking to get "outraged" misreads a satirical website as truth, and gets all hot and bothered about it.

At least it's not the Onion this time...

 

[Antares]

Feel free to prove it wrong kids.

 

[AceRothstein]

Thats it morons...attack the Messenger.

I just posted what Prez Nigga said...and he said it as a Welfare trained monkey would say it.

Attack the messenger when they are dumb enough to not recognize a satire piece.

 

[Ropey]

Thats it morons...attack the Messenger.

I just posted what Prez Nigga said...and he said it as a Welfare trained monkey would say it.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Thats it morons...attack the Messenger.

I just posted what Prez Nigga said...and he said it as a Welfare trained monkey would say it.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

You think the sidebar might have given you guys some hints that it was a joke.

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