NYC Parking

SFC Ollie

Still Marching
Oct 21, 2009
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Extreme East Ohio
(from an email)
A Redneck from Morgantown , West Virginia walked into a bank in
New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan
officer that he was going to Paris on an international redneck
festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that
he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new
Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The
Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer
agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for
having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the
Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it....

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest of $23.07.

The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and
found that you are a highly sophisticated investor and multimillionaire with
real estate and financial interests all over the world. What puzzles us is,
why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

The good 'ole West Virginia boy replied, 'Where else in New York City can
I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'

His name was BUBBA...

Gotta love them hillbillies!
 

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