NYC Parking

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    A Redneck from Morgantown , West Virginia walked into a bank in
    New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan
    officer that he was going to Paris on an international redneck
    festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that
    he was not a depositor of the bank.

    The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
    security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new
    Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The
    Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer
    agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for
    having to charge 12% interest.

    Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
    at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
    collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the
    Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it....

    Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
    interest of $23.07.

    The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
    and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
    While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and
    found that you are a highly sophisticated investor and multimillionaire with
    real estate and financial interests all over the world. What puzzles us is,
    why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

    The good 'ole West Virginia boy replied, 'Where else in New York City can
    I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'

    His name was BUBBA...

    Gotta love them hillbillies!
     
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