Nuts...

NUTS

The one word response from General Mc Auliffe to the Germans when they had the 101st Airborne surrounded at Bastone and asked for his surrender.


:clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:
 
A perjorative slang for brazil nuts.

This is what many grew up calling them before it became political taboo...?
 
Sugar Glazed Walnuts

Ingredients:

2 cups walnut halves
3/4 cup white sugar
1/4 cup water


Directions:

Lightly grease a baking sheet. In a 1 quart glass measure, combine walnut halves, sugar, and water. Cook in microwave oven on high setting for 8 to 8 1/2 minutes, or until sugar has caramelized. Stir several times during cooking. Pour out onto prepared baking sheet, and separate into pieces. Let cool completely. store in an airtight container.
 
Nuts and Bolts Party Mix


Ingredients:

1 pound chopped peanuts
1 pound mixed nuts
1 1/2 cups puffed wheat cereal
6 1/2 ounces crispy rice cereal squares
10 1/2 ounces toasted oat cereal
6 ounces pretzel bits
6 ounces slim pretzels
2 cups vegetable oil
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon garlic salt
1 tablespoon seasoning salt
1 tablespoon celery salt


Directions:

Preheat oven to 200 degrees F (95 degrees C). Lightly grease two 9x13 inch baking dishes.

Combine peanuts, nuts, wheat cereal squares, rice cereal squares, toasted oat cereal, pretzel bits, and slim pretzels in prepared baking dish. Mix together, and spread out evenly in dish.

In a medium bowl, combine oil, Worcestershire sauce, garlic salt, seasoned salt, and celery salt. Mix together, and pour mixture over dry ingredients. Place mixture into the 2 prepared baking dishes.

Bake for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, or until toasted and crispy, stirring with a wooden spoon every 15 minutes.
 
Well.... never played this

Nut Ball

A game where two or more males stand some distance apart on a hard, flat surface and take turns bouncing a tennis ball at each others nuts. The ball may be thrown as hard as desired but it must bounce at least once before striking the nuts. The target may not move or impede the ball in any way, the penalty for doing so is another attempt by the thrower. Women are sometimes allowed to play but a handicap such as reduced clothing or standing closer to allow a good pelvic bone shot.

Urban Dictionary: nut ball
 
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