Nude voting

[Chris]

Tampa-area nudists want clothing-optional polling site
The Associated Press
12:15 PM EDT, October 31, 2008
LAND O' LAKES, Fla. - A nudist community on Florida's west coast wants to be allowed a clothing-optional polling site.

The Caliente Resorts, located in Pasco County north of Tampa, has approached election officials about the idea.

Nothing in state law would prohibit it, but the supervisor of elections says he is opposed to creating any new precincts before redistricting in 2010.

Tampa-area nudists want clothing-optional polling site -- OrlandoSentinel.com

 

[Jon]

What the hell? They should just use absentee ballots. No one wants to see their junk.

 

[Chris]

What the hell? They should just use absentee ballots. No one wants to see their junk.

Good point.

There's a joke here somewhere, but I just can't think of it.

 

[editec]

A nudist community on Florida's west coast wants to be allowed a clothing-optional polling site.

Ya' just got to love America.

I wonder if the midget nudist colonies will want their own polling places,too?

Oh? You didn't know that the midgets have their own nudist colonies?

Sad story, really.

They had to create them, you know

The midgits couldn't keep their noses out of everyone's business.

 

[Chris]

It brings a whole new meaning to the term "hanging chad."

 

[CaféAuLait]

it Brings A Whole New Meaning To The Term "hanging Chad."

Rotf!!!

 

[tymebeta]

It brings a whole new meaning to the term "hanging chad."

Yea there seems to be a lot of jokes here...I just can't seem to think of a good one.

 

[DavidS]

What the hell? They should just use absentee ballots. No one wants to see their junk.

This just in: Angelina Jolie has moved to Tampa.

 

[random3434]

The midgits couldn't keep their noses out of everyone's business.

 

[AllieBaba]

It's a set up. If they aren't allowed to vote nude, the libs will seize the opportunity to yell "disenfranchisement!" and declare the election stolen.

 

[random3434]

It's a set up. If they aren't allowed to vote nude, the libs will seize the opportunity to yell "disenfranchisement!" and declare the election stolen.

Shhh.....that's the plan exactly!

One town will decide this election,you betcha!

 

[Jon]

This just in: Angelina Jolie has moved to Tampa.

Bitch is fugly. If you said Rachel Weisz or Jennifer Connelly or someone who doesn't look like a foot, I'd be on my way.

 

[jillian]

Good point.

There's a joke here somewhere, but I just can't think of it.

maybe they just wanted to be dressed for it if they think they're going to get screwed anyway.

 

[AllieBaba]

I can't wait for the nude rioting to begin.

 

[random3434]

I can't wait for the nude rioting to begin.

You KNOW strollingbones will be front and center!

 

[Chris]

I shutter to think what will happen with the touch screen voting machines.

 

[Jon]

I shutter to think what will happen with the touch screen voting machines.

Just be honest. If McCain wins, you'll cry foul, period. It doesn't matter if he wins by a hair or by a landslide, you think this election belongs to Obama. The American people are showing that, when all's said and done, they just don't trust the guy. I wouldn't be so naive as to claim victory for McCain, but I'm also not ignorant enough to think Obama's got it in the bag.

 

[CaféAuLait]

I shutter to think what will happen with the touch screen voting machines.

LOL


Gives new meaning to the term, “polling place.”

 

[Chris]

Just be honest. If McCain wins, you'll cry foul, period. It doesn't matter if he wins by a hair or by a landslide, you think this election belongs to Obama. The American people are showing that, when all's said and done, they just don't trust the guy. I wouldn't be so naive as to claim victory for McCain, but I'm also not ignorant enough to think Obama's got it in the bag.

That was a joke about nude voting, not an attack on touch screen machines.

 

[Jon]

That was a joke about nude voting, not an attack on touch screen machines.

I get it now.