Nuclear Death Poodle Terrorizing Japan

[God Guns Beer]

As if Japan doesnt have enough troubles already. I made this shocking discovery while surfing the net. This photo obviously shows our worse fears have materialized. Yes, people, the Nuclear Death Poodle has appeared over Japan. This is not good.

 

[California Girl]

Good to know that you think this is funny. Sick little shit.

 

[God Guns Beer]

Good to know that you think this is funny. Sick little shit.

Of course I dont think its funny. But I knew some of you would doubt the Nuclear Death Poodle. Thays why I put this in the Conspiracy Theory section. My nuclear death poodle thread is just as serious and just as real as any other subject in this section. Seriously, I understand your doubts of the nuclear death poodle, and why you are trying to debunk it. But no reason to attack me personally and call me a sick little shit.

Im even trying to help the japanese people deal with this horrible threat. I came up with a plan that I think just might work. Im sending this plan to Obama and the Japanese government in hopes that they will take my advice. Here is my plan: