Now the Moonbats want Rover

Discussion in 'Environment' started by Oddball, Dec 22, 2009.

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    Q: Why can't you circumsize environmentalist wackos?

    A: Because there's no end to those pricks.

    From the AFP and Yay-hoo snooz:
    Polluting pets: the devastating impact of man's best friend - Yahoo! News
     
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    Dear Democrats,

    Please don't kill my dog...or my Gramps.

    Thank you
     
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    Dear Frank,

    Sorry about the dog. Here is your new cat. Failure to accept your right to own a cat will result in a fine and possible jail time. When we took the dog, Gramps seemed to lose the will to live. Don't worry, we have him in counseling.

    Yours truly,

    The local Democratic death panel
     
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    What's the big deal?

    Dogs are on the menu in most Asian countries and other parts of the world.

    So why not here?? :doubt:
     
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    Collie Casserole.
    Chihuaha wings?
    Basset Butt roast?



    Sheesh, those people are in NZ for chrissakes.
     
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    Dear Democrats,

    If you're limiting my parents to only one child and killing my Gramps, why can't I have a dog?

    Thank you
     
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    You can keep Rover if you pay a tax.

    Oh...I mean a small investment fee.:tomato:

    No really....it's just a small fee...you won't even notice it.....really!!!
     
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    Where is having a dog defined as a right in the constitution?
     
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    This is one of the times when I'm not so sure we get through this without a real live shooting civil war
     
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    We are allowed life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness.

    Happiness is a dog....or a cat in some cases.
     

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