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Q: Why can't you circumsize environmentalist wackos?

A: Because there's no end to those pricks.

From the AFP and Yay-hoo snooz:
PARIS (AFP) – Man's best friend could be one of the environment's worst enemies, according to a new study which says the carbon pawprint of a pet dog is more than double that of a gas-guzzling sports utility vehicle.

But the revelation in the book "Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living" by New Zealanders Robert and Brenda Vale has angered pet owners who feel they are being singled out as troublemakers.

The Vales, specialists in sustainable living at Victoria University of Wellington, analysed popular brands of pet food and calculated that a medium-sized dog eats around 164 kilos (360 pounds) of meat and 95 kilos of cereal a year.

Polluting pets: the devastating impact of man's best friend - Yahoo! News
 
Dear Democrats,

Please don't kill my dog...or my Gramps.

Thank you

Dear Frank,

Sorry about the dog. Here is your new cat. Failure to accept your right to own a cat will result in a fine and possible jail time. When we took the dog, Gramps seemed to lose the will to live. Don't worry, we have him in counseling.

Yours truly,

The local Democratic death panel
 
Dear Democrats,

If you're limiting my parents to only one child and killing my Gramps, why can't I have a dog?

Thank you
 
Q: Why can't you circumsize environmentalist wackos?

A: Because there's no end to those pricks.

From the AFP and Yay-hoo snooz:
PARIS (AFP) – Man's best friend could be one of the environment's worst enemies, according to a new study which says the carbon pawprint of a pet dog is more than double that of a gas-guzzling sports utility vehicle.

But the revelation in the book "Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living" by New Zealanders Robert and Brenda Vale has angered pet owners who feel they are being singled out as troublemakers.

The Vales, specialists in sustainable living at Victoria University of Wellington, analysed popular brands of pet food and calculated that a medium-sized dog eats around 164 kilos (360 pounds) of meat and 95 kilos of cereal a year.

Polluting pets: the devastating impact of man's best friend - Yahoo! News

Mine eat raw. Wouldn't let any of that canned crap near them. And those buggers eat better than I do.
Last week it was Guineafowl for chrissakes.....

Where is having a dog defined as a right in the constitution?

We are allowed life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness.

Happiness is a dog....or a cat in some cases.

You can pursue all you like. Nobody said anything about getting it....
And there is no excuse for cats.
 
Dear Democrats,

If you're limiting my parents to only one child and killing my Gramps, why can't I have a dog?

Thank you

Dear Frank,

You are allowed a dog, we just have to fine you or possibly throw you in jail for multiple offenses. The Democratic Party has determined through research by peer reviewed scientists, that dogs have been behind global warming the entire time. It seems the population of dogs shows a direct correlation. Who knew?

We didn't really kill your Gramps. We just showed him the futility of his existence and lack of return on investment he was to the party. While it is true he did fall into the Grand Canyon at the roller skating party, it was nice the other geriatric patients made sure he didn't go alone. Is he really gone? I mean, ACORN will be sure his vote gets counted for years to come.

Sincerely,

The local Democratic death panel.

P.S. Two letters is all your allowed before we require you to be tracked by GPS on your cell phone.
 
Q: Why can't you circumsize environmentalist wackos?

A: Because there's no end to those pricks.

From the AFP and Yay-hoo snooz:
PARIS (AFP) – Man's best friend could be one of the environment's worst enemies, according to a new study which says the carbon pawprint of a pet dog is more than double that of a gas-guzzling sports utility vehicle.

But the revelation in the book "Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living" by New Zealanders Robert and Brenda Vale has angered pet owners who feel they are being singled out as troublemakers.

The Vales, specialists in sustainable living at Victoria University of Wellington, analysed popular brands of pet food and calculated that a medium-sized dog eats around 164 kilos (360 pounds) of meat and 95 kilos of cereal a year.

Polluting pets: the devastating impact of man's best friend - Yahoo! News

Mine eat raw. Wouldn't let any of that canned crap near them. And those buggers eat better than I do.
Last week it was Guineafowl for chrissakes.....

Where is having a dog defined as a right in the constitution?

We are allowed life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness.

Happiness is a dog....or a cat in some cases.

You can pursue all you like. Nobody said anything about getting it....
And there is no excuse for cats.

I don't know about that, my dog finds them very entertaining.
 
Q: Why can't you circumsize environmentalist wackos?

A: Because there's no end to those pricks.

From the AFP and Yay-hoo snooz:
PARIS (AFP) – Man's best friend could be one of the environment's worst enemies, according to a new study which says the carbon pawprint of a pet dog is more than double that of a gas-guzzling sports utility vehicle.

But the revelation in the book "Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living" by New Zealanders Robert and Brenda Vale has angered pet owners who feel they are being singled out as troublemakers.

The Vales, specialists in sustainable living at Victoria University of Wellington, analysed popular brands of pet food and calculated that a medium-sized dog eats around 164 kilos (360 pounds) of meat and 95 kilos of cereal a year.

Polluting pets: the devastating impact of man's best friend - Yahoo! News

Mine eat raw. Wouldn't let any of that canned crap near them. And those buggers eat better than I do.
Last week it was Guineafowl for chrissakes.....

Where is having a dog defined as a right in the constitution?

We are allowed life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness.

Happiness is a dog....or a cat in some cases.

You can pursue all you like. Nobody said anything about getting it....
And there is no excuse for cats.

I know like Health Insurance...Dogs aren't guaranteed....nor are cats.

But as long as they aren't a health hazard they can't take my Fluffy way.
 
Dear Democrats,

How come you will pay for my Mexican housekeeper to have an abortion but I cannot have a dog?

Thank You
 

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