Now it's Umbrella-Gate. Press attacks trump for hogging umbrella from wife

[rightwinger]

Trump is an umbrella hog, OMG! His wife and kid need to learn to get their own umbrellas.

Shows a lot about the family dynamic

 

[rightwinger]

Nuff said

 

[tigerred59]

Leave it to you to bring this shit upppppp, who gives a fuck about Mrs. Trump getting wet?

 

[rightwinger]

Leave it to you to bring this shit upppppp, who gives a fuck about Mrs. Trump getting wet?

Fat Donnie is the one who likes Golden Showers

He should be used to it

 

[rightwinger]

Remember when conservative media was outraged over this one?

 

[aaronleland]

It is some funny shit.

"Hurry it up, guys. My umbrella is getting wet."

Fuckin' Donald.

 

[mdk]

This is the only way Trump knows how to get the First Lady wet.

 

[rightwinger]

 

[rightwinger]

At least someone cares about Barron

 

[Faun]

HAHAHA . Shut up tranny. You are the laughingstock of the universe.

Please keep your freakish homoerotic fantasies to yourself.

Hey boy - you got shit in your ears? I told you never to call me a homo!!

If you don’t want people to think you’re a Homo then stop sharing your homoerotic fantasies on the forum.

 

[Faun]

Remember when conservative media was outraged over this one?

Marine Umbrella Duty for Obama Provokes Twitter Bashing (Video)

 

[Skylar]

I'm shocked, just shocked. Thank god we have an honest press out there to expose all these scandals regarding that dastardly trump. He burns down orphanages too.

Trump holds umbrella over self as he boards Air Force One | Daily Mail Online

What a gent! Donald Trump makes sure umbrella protects his famous locks but Melania and Barron are left to fend for themselves as First Family leave a blustery Mar-a-Lago

Wasn't it conservatives that went on a 3 day rant because Obama put mustard on his burger?

 

[Faun]

I'm shocked, just shocked. Thank god we have an honest press out there to expose all these scandals regarding that dastardly trump. He burns down orphanages too.

Trump holds umbrella over self as he boards Air Force One | Daily Mail Online

What a gent! Donald Trump makes sure umbrella protects his famous locks but Melania and Barron are left to fend for themselves as First Family leave a blustery Mar-a-Lago

Wasn't it conservatives that went on a 3 day rant because Obama put mustard on his burger?

You mean the same conservatives who counted the number of times Obama played golf while they cheer for Trump playing three times as much? Or is it the ones who bitched endlessly over Obama increasing the debt while they jump for joy over Trump’s policies which are increasing the debt?

 

[Skylar]

I'm shocked, just shocked. Thank god we have an honest press out there to expose all these scandals regarding that dastardly trump. He burns down orphanages too.

Trump holds umbrella over self as he boards Air Force One | Daily Mail Online

What a gent! Donald Trump makes sure umbrella protects his famous locks but Melania and Barron are left to fend for themselves as First Family leave a blustery Mar-a-Lago

Wasn't it conservatives that went on a 3 day rant because Obama put mustard on his burger?

You mean the same conservatives who counted the number of times Obama played golf while they cheer for Trump playing three times as much? Or is it the ones who bitched endlessly over Obama increasing the debt while they jump for joy over Trump’s policies which are increasing the debt?

Or the conservatives that drew a line in the sand on the budget deficit.....and then passed a 1.5 trillion dollar revenue cut?

Or conservatives that lamented for years how corrupt or immoral behavior from the president set an awful example to children.......and then elected Mr. 'grab them by the pussy' who paid a porn star $130,000 to keep quiet about cheating on his wife months after she gave birth to their child?

Or conservatives who lamented about States Rights when federal law pushed transgender access to bathrooms.......and then lauded threats by the DOJ to use federal law to push pot prohibition in states that have legalized it.

You....you didn't think that conservatives *actually* believed what they were saying, did you?

 

[Faun]

I'm shocked, just shocked. Thank god we have an honest press out there to expose all these scandals regarding that dastardly trump. He burns down orphanages too.

Trump holds umbrella over self as he boards Air Force One | Daily Mail Online

What a gent! Donald Trump makes sure umbrella protects his famous locks but Melania and Barron are left to fend for themselves as First Family leave a blustery Mar-a-Lago

Wasn't it conservatives that went on a 3 day rant because Obama put mustard on his burger?

You mean the same conservatives who counted the number of times Obama played golf while they cheer for Trump playing three times as much? Or is it the ones who bitched endlessly over Obama increasing the debt while they jump for joy over Trump’s policies which are increasing the debt?

Or the conservatives that drew a line in the sand on the budget deficit.....and then passed a 1.5 trillion dollar revenue cut?

Or conservatives that lamented for years how corrupt or immoral behavior from the president set an awful example to children.......and then elected Mr. 'grab them by the pussy' who paid a porn star $130,000 to keep quiet about cheating on his wife months after she gave birth to their child?

Or conservatives who lamented about States Rights when federal law pushed transgender access to bathrooms.......and then lauded threats by the DOJ to use federal law to push pot prohibition in states that have legalized it.

You....you didn't think that conservatives *actually* believed what they were saying, did you?

Whew... for a moment there, I thought you were talking about the conservatives who bitched for eight years about there being too many people not in the labor force; though strangely silent now that the number has grown to 96 million. Or maybe the ones who complained the BLS was putting out fake numbers but finally believe the numbers are real. But it is nice to see conservatives finally talking about the U-3 unemployment rate. While Obama was president, the only unemployment rate they knew of was what they called “real unemployment.”

 

[rightwinger]

Who holds an umbrella like this?
It is obviously not raining

Looks like he is afraid to get his hair mussed in the wind

 

[Aba Incieni]

Bill opens an umbrella in Hillary's vagina. It's how they have sex. Open Close. Open Close. Open Close. Open Close.

 

[Skylar]

I'm shocked, just shocked. Thank god we have an honest press out there to expose all these scandals regarding that dastardly trump. He burns down orphanages too.

Trump holds umbrella over self as he boards Air Force One | Daily Mail Online

What a gent! Donald Trump makes sure umbrella protects his famous locks but Melania and Barron are left to fend for themselves as First Family leave a blustery Mar-a-Lago

Wasn't it conservatives that went on a 3 day rant because Obama put mustard on his burger?

You mean the same conservatives who counted the number of times Obama played golf while they cheer for Trump playing three times as much? Or is it the ones who bitched endlessly over Obama increasing the debt while they jump for joy over Trump’s policies which are increasing the debt?

Or the conservatives that drew a line in the sand on the budget deficit.....and then passed a 1.5 trillion dollar revenue cut?

Or conservatives that lamented for years how corrupt or immoral behavior from the president set an awful example to children.......and then elected Mr. 'grab them by the pussy' who paid a porn star $130,000 to keep quiet about cheating on his wife months after she gave birth to their child?

Or conservatives who lamented about States Rights when federal law pushed transgender access to bathrooms.......and then lauded threats by the DOJ to use federal law to push pot prohibition in states that have legalized it.

You....you didn't think that conservatives *actually* believed what they were saying, did you?

Whew... for a moment there, I thought you were talking about the conservatives who bitched for eight years about there being too many people not in the labor force; though strangely silent now that the number has grown to 96 million. Or maybe the ones who complained the BLS was putting out fake numbers but finally believe the numbers are real. But it is nice to see conservatives finally talking about the U-3 unemployment rate. While Obama was president, the only unemployment rate they knew of was what they called “real unemployment.”

Oh, the BLS! How did I forget that classic!

Per the Trumpies, all the numbers were faked under Obama........and with the exact same people using the exact same process were magically valid the moment Trump took office. IT makes perfect sense to a Trumpie.

For the rest of us that was a solid dose of 'WTF?!'