Now in Be'er Sheva, scattering water bowls for animals

[Hossfly]

Now I understand why low life animals convert to Islam.

Jealous??

Extremely. But how can I get me some of them Houris without converting to Islam or dying?

 

[Sunni Man]

Now I understand why low life animals convert to Islam.

Jealous??

Extremely. But how can I get me some of them Houris without converting to Islam or dying?

Sorry, but converting and dying is one of the stipulations in the contract.

 

[Hossfly]

Jealous??

Extremely. But how can I get me some of them Houris without converting to Islam or dying?

Sorry, but converting and dying is one of the stipulations in the contract.

I'll sign up if I get my dozen six packs of fair maidens now., upfront.

 

[Sunni Man]

Extremely. But how can I get me some of them Houris without converting to Islam or dying?

Sorry, but converting and dying is one of the stipulations in the contract.

I'll sign up if I get my dozen six packs of fair maidens now., upfront.

Nope, don't work that way.

btw Did you notice your rep power is 72 ?

Maybe that's a prophetic sign ??

 

[Hollie]

Jealous??

Extremely. But how can I get me some of them Houris without converting to Islam or dying?

Sorry, but converting and dying is one of the stipulations in the contract.

False, as usual.

Receiving 72 virgins is a special reward for the Moslem'ist of moslems who die fighting in the cause of the Allah god. That's why there's a waiting line for moslems to be suicide bombers / mass murderers.

Too bad. Here you were thinking your conversion to islamism was going to net you carnal rewards for simply reciting a slogan.