Nov 2010: Advise to the new Republican Majority

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    Congratulations!

    Even if Obama "caught" bin Laden (hard to catch a guys whose been dead for 7 years) and fed his guts to his idiot henchman Joe Biden on live TV, Republicans will have won 60 seats in the House and 4 Senate seats. More likely, Republican will have won 100+ house seats and every Senate race.

    Now that we're back in the majority here are 4 pieces of advise that you ignore at your peril:

    1. Don't repeat Newt's Folly: Even if he wasn't born here, the President of the USA is never irrelevant! You can't pass any legislation without his signature! Do not forget this!!!

    2. You MUST draft legislation that restores our freedoms. This is why you got elected! You must prepare the legislation and show Obama as the one and only obstacle to restoring our freedom and prosperity.

    3. Don't repeal ObamaCare. Rather, propose legislation that makes it irrelevant! Use the Whole Foods Plan as a base and show the people you want to give them their choice back. Let insurers insure across state lines, bring back Health Savings Accounts call it "reform" You have to learn to sell like a Neo-Marxist! (We're not repealing ObamaCare, we're just fixing it until it's dead)

    4. By this time, NY and CA will probably be bankrupt from the new ObamaCare mandates so Obama, even if he decides he's not totally bored with the Presidency and wants to give the it another shot, will lose in a landslide that will make Mondale in 84 look good. Remind people prosperity begins when Obama is back home! I'll add the "...back home -- in Kenya" while you guys stay respectable.

    Again, Congratulations!
     
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    I believe this is called counting your chickens.
     
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    My advice to the mythical Republican majority is:

    Don't try to ram anything through without Democratic support or we liberals will put on funny hats, and run around in front of the cameras calling it TYRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Shouldn't this be posted on the "Fantasy" Board???
     
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    Try actually reading the posts you respond to
     
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    Try actually fucking yourself, and we'll both feel better.
     
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    You spelled choking wrong.
     
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    Son, bitter and frustrated clutching your "Audacity of Hope" and looking for the nearest coffee Party is no way to go through life.
     
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    or counting your turds before they are flushed?

    Frankie is going to cause me not to vote for Grayson for senate.
     
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    100+ seats?

    Dude, they'll take the House at least, but to have 60 Senate seats, c'mon, man!

    The best they can do is get back to a 51-49 D Majority just like it was when the GOP lost the Senate in 2007. Or if you really want to get hopeful, have a 50-50 tie.
     
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