Nothing Says "I Hate You" ....

[Ringel05]

Uhm ... when were you at my castle taking pictures? And why didn't you knock my knockers and visit for a spell?

I was just passing by on my way to the brain repository.
(Sopping list: 1 brain - Hans Delbruck).

Stay close to the candles. The stairway can be... treacherous.

I have fond memories of our first meeting.

 

[Samson]

I was just passing by on my way to the brain repository.
(Sopping list: 1 brain - Hans Delbruck).

JB is following you.

Make sure you get an AAA battery, or a gerbil on a tread-mill for him to keep his brain going.

 

[JBeukema]

(Sopping list: 1 brain - Hans Delbruck).

Sopping list?

I told you not to write the shopping list in the rain.

 

[Ringel05]

(Sopping list: 1 brain - Hans Delbruck).

Sopping list?

I told you not to write the shopping list in the rain.

Damn inkjet printers!

 

[JBeukema]

I told you to go laserjet

 

[Ringel05]

I told you to go laserjet

A bit on the pricey side.

 

[Samson]

I told you to go laserjet

A bit on the pricey side.

I'd like to be the first guy with a mirror that ever got shot at with a laser.

 

[Madeline]

I told you to go laserjet

A bit on the pricey side.

I'd like to be the first guy with a mirror that ever got shot at with a laser.

It's lines that this that put me in such a state of lust....*sighs*....

 

[Ringel05]

A bit on the pricey side.

I'd like to be the first guy with a mirror that ever got shot at with a laser.

It's lines that this that put me in such a state of lust....*sighs*....

Sooooo.... Ya want me to play Pinocchio and lie to you........

 

[JW Frogen]

I am a jerk, a drunk, a sexual philanderer, an asshole; I speed, I drive drunk, I harass celebrities on Twitter, I am not PC and I think there are far too many crippled (it will be a cold day in Hell before I call them disabled) parking spaces in public parking spots.

Like Truman I would have dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and I would have added Tokyo too, just to make things clear.

I will never bring my own bag to the supermarket, I am just too lazy (my code for drunk) to save our oceans; but I can say this, I do not hate anyone.

Except Doctor Phil.

 

[Sarah G]

I am a jerk, a drunk, a sexual philanderer, an asshole; I speed, I drive drunk, I harass celebrities on Twitter, I am not PC and I think there are far too many crippled (it will be a cold day in Hell before I call them disabled) parking spaces in public parking spots.

Like Truman I would have dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and I would have added Tokyo too, just to make things clear.

I will never bring my own bag to the supermarket, I am just too lazy (my code for drunk) to save our oceans; but I can say this, I do not hate anyone.

Except Doctor Phil.

What about handicap parking spaces...

 

[JW Frogen]

What about handicap parking spaces...

I only handicap horses.

As far as I know all humans are equal.

Until their souls, and not their bodies, prove otherwise.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Fluorescent lights flatter no one. I hate them, they drive me batty . . . er, battier . . . and you can't use a dimmer with them. I will never buy them. I have been stocking up on incandescent bulbs ever since I heard that they will stop making them in 2012. When they come up with a light pleasing, energy saving bulb (like the LEDs) that doesn't cost an arm and a leg I'll buy them. Fuck them for forcing me to buy fluorescent.

Even worse then fluorescent lighting in a small dressing room? Fluorescent lighting in small dressing room with a three-way mirror. Oh, the pain.
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tee hee, I said 'three-way'.

 

[masquerade]

Fluorescent lights flatter no one. I hate them, they drive me batty . . . er, battier . . . and you can't use a dimmer with them. I will never buy them. I have been stocking up on incandescent bulbs ever since I heard that they will stop making them in 2012. When they come up with a light pleasing, energy saving bulb (like the LEDs) that doesn't cost an arm and a leg I'll buy them. Fuck them for forcing me to buy fluorescent.

Even worse then fluorescent lighting in a small dressing room? Fluorescent lighting in small dressing room with a three-way mirror. Oh, the pain.
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tee hee, I said 'three-way'.

Masquerade jumps up and looks around .... "someone say three-way?"

 

[masquerade]

I was just passing by on my way to the brain repository.
(Sopping list: 1 brain - Hans Delbruck).

Stay close to the candles. The stairway can be... treacherous.

I have fond memories of our first meeting.

Damn it Ringel! Why are you always posting links I can't open from my current location??? I hate missing out on any fun!!!