Not Too Bright Bart and the Cracker I.Q. Test

Discussion in 'Race Relations/Racism' started by JBvM, Jun 7, 2018.

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Is merely seeing the word 'Cracker' enough to trigger you?

  1. I saw it in an aisle at Safeway and called the Discrimination Board of my town

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  2. I'm wondering about that too.

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  3. I'm not easily triggered.

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  4. I consider it offensive

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  5. Does not apply

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  6. I'm reporting this to the proper authorities

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    I have been known to troll the world wide web looking for different and unique web sites and content. Recently I came across a website through the recommendation of a friend of a friend. Seeing the phrase Take the Cracker I.Q. Test had me first thinking what you may be thinking. But seeing as I respect the friend who passed on a recommendation of a friend, I jumped in head first.

    But first I must trollsplain: It took a while, but I was able to contact the Administrator of the website for permission to use the content outside of the website. After verifying who I am and my interests and history, I was granted the permissions I sought. Drumroll please :happy-1:(hand clapping will have to suffice):

    Under a Heading of Take The Cracker I.Q. Test is an image with Text next to it:


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    Two Images Side by Side
    Two images compare two men to an ape. One alone mocks a man's looks. The other is meant to disparage a man, using a comparison of a racial group to apes.

    Not a Trick Question.
    "Select the Racist Image" is not a trick question. It's not even a question.
    Then we get the image again (I'll not repost it here) with other text beside that instance:

    Real Testimonials by Real Americans
    "I took the test and I was told I scored the highest they have ever seen. It's amazing. I mean it's something they have never seen before. And I'll produce my test results, absolutely. And I would love to do that, even against my lawyer's wishes -- when Hillary releases her 33,000 emails that have been deleted." - John Baron von Munchausen

    Real American
    Real is pronounced like it is written in English: 'real'. It is not pronounced like the Mexican road 'Camino Real.' And while we are on the subject, don't they know 'Camino' is a horse or a car, and not a road?

    Definition: Cracker
    Cracker definition is - a bragging liar : boaster : blowhard.

    Truthful hyperbole & Alternative FAQs
    The most frequently asked question here @ NTBB, is "Who are you, and why should we trust you?" Well I'll tell you -- just as soon as Mueller proves collusion. Because at that point I may be called as a witness.​



    Still with me Fellow USMBers? Now what it has me wondering is if it is racist, political, or both. And what parts of it can be easily labelled.

    disclosure: I took the test.
     

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    You seem species challenged.
     
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    Well where the fuck is the link to the test? If you can't post it, don't bring it up.
     
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    Buy generic Wheat Thins.
     
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    It's fun watching Trump trigger the Snowflakes everyday
     
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    Why thank you! Thank you so much! :gay:
     
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    That is the test I guess, and I cannot link. I'm still on probation. :3:
     
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    I doubt any cracker gets "triggered" by seeing the word. Evah.
     
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    I'm told people think of me as white, and when I see Signage CRACKERS over Aisles in Grocery stores, I feel I should be offended, but I'm not. Not really. I also wonder why so many white people got offended just seeing names like Black Lives Matter. Instantly triggered into shouting All Lives Matter, totally missing the point
     
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    and before any of you feel the knee jerk urge to label me, JBvM as a Progressive Snowflake, see the thread on Blacksplaining
     
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