Not safe for Christians

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    So we all know the USA is a Christian nation that loves it guns.
    Which gun would jesus choose? An AK47 or an AR?




















    Neither. He would choose a nail gun :rofl:
     
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    Only a liberal would say that shit. Conservatives dont "Love" our guns, we love our wives or husbands, we love our children, we "NEED" our weapons to protect US from shit fucks like liberals who shoot up Republican Congressmen or innocent kids at public schools or country western events.
     
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    A JOKE you dilapidated bag of dumbfuck
     
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    What’s the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?






















    It only takes one nail, to hang the picture of Jesus...
     
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    Yeah, I notice you libtards dont make jokes about Mohammad? Is that because you know Christians will turn the other cheek while Muslims will cut your fucking head off? Of course you cowardly fuck, j/k(not).
     
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    Do you know the difference between Jesus and a liberal?
     
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    Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?
    Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"
     
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    Conservatives masterbate over their guns
     
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    Why did whores follow Jesus everywhere he went?



















    They heard he was hung like this...
    9241F135-D5A2-4A9E-8645-D4DCF0F82B13.jpeg
     
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    You fap over an Ears pic
     
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