Not Guilty!,OK,So What Would Be Your Ideal "Local Newspaper Headline"?

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    Not Guilty, Which Means Only Not Proved Rather Than Innocent.

    Folks, it is what it is. We all know that he is not innocent but also not guilty.

    Suspect his life will be miserable for a time to come.
     
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    Zimmerman's Not Guilty Verdict Brings Black on Black Crime to a Standstill.
     
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    Whites emerge from shelter, realizes no race riots occurred. Remains Fearfull
     
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    George walks, Trayvon remains in place.
     
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    "Aww Man" Response from Local Racist who lost trailer on Race Riots bet
     
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    Headline: Swing and a miss for Sharpton...

    subhead: race pimp now 0-3 in big games!
     
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    My paper?

    Justice denied, but please don't riot. (we have so few taxpayers left)
     

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