North Dakota cows

[dilloduck]

Subject: OLE and SVEN


>
>
> Ole and Sven
>
> Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new
> milk cow and hears
> about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that
> would be North Dakota for
> you non-Scandahoovians out there).
>
> He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at
> the cow. He reaches
> under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a
> teat and pulls....the
> cow farts.
>
> Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the
> cow, then reaches under
> to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the
> cow farts again. Milk
> does come out however, so after some discussion with
> the cow's current
> owner, Ole decides to buy the cow.
>
> When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his
> neighbor, Sven, and says,
> 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust
> bought. Pull her teat,
> and see vat happens.'
>
> Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
> Sven looks at Ole and
> says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota,
> didn't yah?'
>
> Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about
> his trip. Ole replies,
> 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
>
> Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'

 

[Ernie S.]

So's mine, I guess, and all the while she's been telling me West Virginia.

 

[Shadow]

Hey Dillo...pull my tit.