Non partisan joke.

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
    Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
    "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
    "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
    The man replies, "About a gallon
     

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