Nobody can eat 50 eggs....

[Dabs]

Cool Hand Luke is on...

My all time favorite movie

"Nobody can eat 50 eggs...."

that's what i quote whenever i see more than 10 eggs.

i get weird looks in the grocery store.

fuckers.

I don't even go thru a dozen eggs in a month!
I don't know if eggs go bad, but I have tossed many in the trash, for fear they are no longer any good, because they have sat in the fridge for so long.