- Banned
- #1
It's good to know it's not my fault either...problem solved. One down...hundred's more to go. Woo Hoo. 
Can't dance? Brain chemical throws off your groove
All these years, I thought it was because I was white. And straight. And old.
Sure, I’ll get my freak on if I hear “Disco Inferno,” or when Mary J. is in the spot. (Told you I was old. And let me add: Don’t need no hateration.) But my steps aren’t smooth. Those beats and my body never truly connect -- despite what the cocktails tell me. On the dance floor, I'm the male Elaine from "Seinfeld," all kicks, thumbs and no rhythm.
The Body Odd - Can't dance? Brain chemical throws off your groove
Can't dance? Brain chemical throws off your groove
All these years, I thought it was because I was white. And straight. And old.
Sure, I’ll get my freak on if I hear “Disco Inferno,” or when Mary J. is in the spot. (Told you I was old. And let me add: Don’t need no hateration.) But my steps aren’t smooth. Those beats and my body never truly connect -- despite what the cocktails tell me. On the dance floor, I'm the male Elaine from "Seinfeld," all kicks, thumbs and no rhythm.
The Body Odd - Can't dance? Brain chemical throws off your groove
