No Sex Since 1955

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Mad Scientist, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. Mad Scientist
    Offline

    Mad Scientist Deplorable Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2008
    Messages:
    23,938
    Thanks Received:
    5,211
    Trophy Points:
    270
    Ratings:
    +7,678
    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young
    idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
    Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
    something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
    like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
    know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the
    young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but
    when was the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to
    chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me."

    She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
    "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest
    and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

    The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch,
    "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 2
  2. random3434
    Offline

    random3434 Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2008
    Messages:
    25,903
    Thanks Received:
    7,188
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Ratings:
    +7,194
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



    I'm sending that to Bootneck, he will love it!
     
  3. DH1390
    Offline

    DH1390 Rookie

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2010
    Messages:
    19
    Thanks Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    1
    Ratings:
    +1
    Haha, that's awesome. :D
     

Share This Page