No, really: Govt warns of 'zombie apocalypse'

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    No, really: Govt warns of 'zombie apocalypse'

    News from The Associated Press

    WASHINGTON (AP) -- "The zombies are coming!" the Homeland Security Department says.

    Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.
     
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    except that hurricanes don't want just your brains.
     
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    Zombie apocalypse already happened in Charlotte this week.

    Once again, the federal bureaucracy is a day late and $19.99 short.
     
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    Zombie Apocalypse - Obamabots mindlessly advancing toward their natural prey (working people, successful people, and voter polls), moaning and spewing out mindless drivel and devouring all they can without providing or producing anything... like a plague, a virus....
     
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    Thanks oddball made me laugh
     
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    do you naturally pray(as you put it) upon successful people, or do you prey to God they will be successful?
     
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    typo that of course not caught by spell checker... oops
     

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