No more fizzy sodas

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    Obama banned CO2 use in all beverages.

    All humans will be fitted with a catalitic converter to convert the exhaled CO2 to something less dangerous like sulfur dioxide.
     
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    How will I live without ginger ale?
     
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    What will we be fitted with to convert methane to ...........

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    ****never mind****

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    he is going to address the nation tonight to declare war on declaring wars.
     

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