Nike Introduces a New Shoe

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    "I'm not going to spend $175 on an intercourse shoe when I only have sex like once a month at most," Dallas native Erica Graham said. "They would probably just sit in the closet and gather dust."


    LOL!! A much more sensible reason would be, they would definitely inhibit the sensual caressess by the feet....
     
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    Not nearly as much as the line of foreplay gloves that will be introduced next.
     
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    They already exist! You mean you don't have a pair :lol:

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