Nice tits!

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    A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out,
    the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
    After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a
    long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim."
    "I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
    "I agree," says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
    "Anything, Father."

    "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."
    "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
    The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
    "Sister, would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.


    "Father, could I ask something of you?"
    "Yes, Sister?"
    "I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
    "I suppose that would be OK," the Priest replied lifting his robe.
    "Oh Father, may I touch it?"
    The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

    "Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."
    "Is that true Father?"
    "Yes, it is, Sister."

    "Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get out of here .
     
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    ooooo
     
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    I laughed. :dunno:
     
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    very good. Although I have an idea that god is striking each of us dead right now!!! :)
     
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    That is so wrong on so many levels. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    The Pope is lying on his death bed.

    A team of doctors all agree on the same thing: The Pope will die if he doesn't have sex.

    They present their findings to the Pope.

    The Pope thinks about it a while and then says " I'll have sex under three conditions:

    One, she must be blind so she cannot see who she is with.

    Two, she must be deaf so she cannot hear who she is with.

    And three, she must have big tits."
     
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    my wife told this joke today on her work to some 50yrs old turkish women. They rolled on the floor of laughing.
     
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    There is no God. Just a mod with a ban hammer! :eusa_eh:
     

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