NHS bans 'dangerous' metal paper clips

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    Read more: NHS health and safety chiefs ban 'dangerous' metal paper clips | Metro.co.uk

    How long til Bloomberg follows suit?
     
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    What is NHS?
     
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    National Health Services - their nationalized healthcare.

    Their goal must be to eliminate both death and papercuts.

    Doesn't Obamacare share that vision?
     
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    Death by a thousand paper cuts.
     
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    What happened to the British? They had an empire spanning the globe.

    The Brits today couldn't take over a Little League bake sale. Pathetic.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w]Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Yeah well, someone could lose an eye!!

    And by GOD we should get rubber coated stample removers IMMEDIATLY!

    seriously, have you ever seen those big gnashing teeth?!?!?!?
     
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    Translation: Due to the steady rise in feckless shitstains who see litigation as a surefire way to make a fast buck, Manchester NHS trust are shit scared of being sued through the nose in the event that some dishonest wanker deliberately cuts themselves in order to pocket a couple of thousand pounds in compensation.
     
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    Sad isn't it?
     
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    A vast proportion of us see the welfare state as the be-all and end-all of our woes. Look where that's got us. But rest assured, you'll be joining us soon.
     

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