Read more: NHS health and safety chiefs ban 'dangerous' metal paper clips | Metro.co.uk How long til Bloomberg follows suit?
National Health Services - their nationalized healthcare. Their goal must be to eliminate both death and papercuts. Doesn't Obamacare share that vision?
What happened to the British? They had an empire spanning the globe. The Brits today couldn't take over a Little League bake sale. Pathetic.
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Yeah well, someone could lose an eye!! And by GOD we should get rubber coated stample removers IMMEDIATLY! seriously, have you ever seen those big gnashing teeth?!?!?!?
Translation: Due to the steady rise in feckless shitstains who see litigation as a surefire way to make a fast buck, Manchester NHS trust are shit scared of being sued through the nose in the event that some dishonest wanker deliberately cuts themselves in order to pocket a couple of thousand pounds in compensation.
A vast proportion of us see the welfare state as the be-all and end-all of our woes. Look where that's got us. But rest assured, you'll be joining us soon.
