NHS bans 'dangerous' metal paper clips

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How long til Bloomberg follows suit?

 

What is NHS?

 

National Health Services - their nationalized healthcare.

Their goal must be to eliminate both death and papercuts.

Doesn't Obamacare share that vision?

 

Death by a thousand paper cuts.

 

What happened to the British? They had an empire spanning the globe.

The Brits today couldn't take over a Little League bake sale. Pathetic.

 

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Yeah well, someone could lose an eye!!

And by GOD we should get rubber coated stample removers IMMEDIATLY!

seriously, have you ever seen those big gnashing teeth?!?!?!?

 

Translation: Due to the steady rise in feckless shitstains who see litigation as a surefire way to make a fast buck, Manchester NHS trust are shit scared of being sued through the nose in the event that some dishonest wanker deliberately cuts themselves in order to pocket a couple of thousand pounds in compensation.

 

Sad isn't it?

 

A vast proportion of us see the welfare state as the be-all and end-all of our woes. Look where that's got us. But rest assured, you'll be joining us soon.