News flash 1/2 of the City of............

[archangel]

Los Angeles California lost power...terrorist attack...oil shortage...poor management..or just competing for attention...who knows CNN just released it and am sure they will play it to death!

 

[GotZoom]

Los Angeles California lost power...terrorist attack...oil shortage...poor management..or just competing for attention...who knows CNN just released it and am sure they will play it to death!

It's Bush's fault.

Global warming.

 

[archangel]

It's Bush's fault.

Global warming.

I forgot to mention that...but I'm pretty sure CNN will work that into the spectrum!

 

[Abbey Normal]

LOL, zoom.

Don't bother us with any of the facts; we already know it's Bush's fault. And don't forget that he engineered it so that Halliburton will benefit.

 

[GotZoom]

President Bush better deploy the U.S. Navy, Air Force, National Guard, Army, and Marines; Red Cross, FEMA, NAACP, PETA, and the WWE.

If he doesn't, geez...I can hear it now...."President Bush didn't do enough for the blackout - see, it's called a BLACKout..that is why...Bush hates Black people..even when there is a BLACKout..why does it have to be called a BLACKout anyway..."

Sean Penn and Geraldo Rivera running around with flashlights. Nancy Pelosi screaming that the President should be in downtown L.A. handing out candles.

 

[archangel]

They are a ranting and a raving...digging and scraping..brown outs and terrorist have been rebuked...just a matter of time before GW gets the blame...LOL! :bat:

 

[archangel]

the truth finally came out on CNN...they are now saying it was a worker who accidentally cut a line in the San Fernando Valley...back to the flood coverage now...no blame on GW can be placed here...LOL!

 

[Abbey Normal]

the truth finally came out on CNN...they are now saying it was a worker who accidentally cut a line in the San Fernando Valley...back to the flood coverage now...no blame on GW can be placed here...LOL!

Not soooo fast. Perhaps the worker wasn't trained properly because Bush wouldn't give more federal funds to California for training programs.

 

[GotZoom]

Not soooo fast. Perhaps the worker wasn't trained properly because Bush wouldn't give more federal funds to California for training programs.

You are getting SO good at this!

 

[ThomasPaine]

minions have conspired to cause a power failure, no a BlackOut, (Because he hates Black People who have electricity) in LA.. George Bush hates Cali's. George Bush should be A. Tarred and Feathered B. Drawn and Quartered C. Guillotined. D. Electrocuted (Serves him right for what he did to S. Cal because George Bush Hates Californians) E. Electrocuted, Tarred and Feathered, Guillotined, Drawn and Quartered with his remains after being Guillotined, and then Electrocuted and Drowned in New Orleans because, as we all know, George Bush Hates Black People. Now get after it and give this man what he deserves..

 

[Abbey Normal]

"Blackout" was actually a secret code word in the Skull & Bones society. Bush wanted to send a message to fellow Boners (pun intended) to show them how much he hates black people. But being such a moron (after all, he can't even pronounce "nuclear"), he thought he had to cause an actual blackout to send the message.

Bush also hates Nacy Pelosi, so he caused the blackout to be in California. Well, maybe that point is rreally true. :teeth:

 

[manu1959]

the term blackout is racist......from now on the term luminescently challenged shall be used

 

[ThomasPaine]

the term blackout is racist......from now on the term luminescently challenged shall be used

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