Newly Discovered Documents Shed Light On Nation's Creepy Founding Uncles

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    Newly Discovered Documents Shed Light On Nation's Creepy Founding Uncles | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    I wonder how these guys will get written into the history textbooks :eusa_think:
     
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    Robert E Lee's dad qualifies. As does Sam Adams, to a degree. George Washington's stepsons were nothing to write home about either.
     
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    Interesting.
     
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    The Onion on top of this breaking story once again
     
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    The article is a spoof, of course.
     
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    The Onion is running spoofs?!??! Holy crap! Since when? How did the editors let this get by them?

    I don't know if I can trust the Onion as a serious news source anymore. Thank you for showing me the light.
     
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    uh, no its not. quit trying to derail my thread
     
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    See, Avatar, you can learn when you pay attention.
     
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