Newbie

[mikejonson750]

Hi everyone, my name is Mike, I am new here nice to meet you all

 

[frigidweirdo]

Hi everyone, my name is Mike, I am new here nice to meet you all

Hi, welcome, get ready for it, there are a lot of people on here just looking for fresh meat.

 

[Gracie]

 

[mikejonson750]

Hi everyone, my name is Mike, I am new here nice to meet you all

Hi, welcome, get ready for it, there are a lot of people on here just looking for fresh meat.

I am always ready

 

[mikejonson750]

 

[Lumpy 1]

Hi everyone, my name is Mike, I am new here nice to meet you all

Hi, welcome, get ready for it, there are a lot of people on here just looking for fresh meat.

I am always ready

Explain yourself and give details if required...

btw .. Hello and welcome to the USMB

okay, I've decided to be nice...

 

[deannalw]

My my my said the spider to the fly...

 

[Hossfly]

Hi everyone, my name is Mike, I am new here nice to meet you all

Hi Mike! Meet Bubbly, the USMB mascot. He'll be your guide till you are familiar with the place.

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[deannalw]

Somebody ought to kill that thing

 

[Yousaidwhat]

Hi everyone, my name is Mike, I am new here nice to meet you all

Sharpening knives.



Welcome Mike.

This place is loads of fun.

 

[hjmick]

You know they're new when they say "Nice to you..."



Little does he know...

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Hi everyone, my name is Mike, I am new here nice to meet you all

Hello,

Are you a SJW?

What do you think of homosexual cows?

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

 

[Marion Morrison]

Lucy, Lucy, what's up with the strange cow cartoons?

mikejonson750 Are you an SJW? Welcome regardless, for now.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Lucy, Lucy, what's up with the strange cow cartoons?

mikejonson750 Are you an SJW? Welcome regardless, for now.

Well darling, I decided to not have a Martini last night, so I had chocolate milk in place and it's done something to me and I'm now posting those strange cow cartoons

We must hope I recover and now just don't completely go off the rails

 

[Lumpy 1]

Hi everyone, my name is Mike, I am new here nice to meet you all

Hello,

Are you a SJW?

What do you think of homosexual cows?

Well, I just had to know..

Now, I'm coOOol...
.
Urban Dictionary: SJW

 

[Marion Morrison]

Lucy, Lucy, what's up with the strange cow cartoons?

mikejonson750 Are you an SJW? Welcome regardless, for now.

Well darling, I decided to not have a Martini last night, so I had chocolate milk in place and it's done something to me and I'm now posting those strange cow cartoons

We must hope I recover and now just don't completely go off the rails

Please dear, just stick with the martinis.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

Lucy, Lucy, what's up with the strange cow cartoons?

mikejonson750 Are you an SJW? Welcome regardless, for now.

Well darling, I decided to not have a Martini last night, so I had chocolate milk in place and it's done something to me and I'm now posting those strange cow cartoons

We must hope I recover and now just don't completely go off the rails

Please dear, just stick with the martinis.

Careful.

2 martinis and Lucy Hamilton has Leather, Lace and whips on her mind.

3?

Restraints.

Mr. Hamilton may have his hands full.