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    YOU are the rule/commandment maker and you are instantly awarded 4 million mindless followers. Now, inform us what your doctrines are. Make it short if you can. Say.....20 "commandments".

    This should be interesting. I hope.
     
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    Rule #1: Don't follow me.
     
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    This has worked well with mindless followers for decades:

    DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL PLATFORM
     
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    The golden rule, do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

    That's about it, don't really need the other 19.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVygqjyS4CA]YouTube - Monty Python - Life of Brian - Your're all different[/ame]
     
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    Rule #1!; I rule.
    Rule #2; Kill everyone that disagrees with rule #1
    #3; All the hot chicks must be naked at all times and learn to dance like Shakira
    #4; Fat chicks wear burquas
    #5; All dudes wear burquas
    #6; Bacon goes good on anything
    #7; Ice cream will be declared a health food with it's own Holiday
    #8; I get daily full body massages by the women that qualify for #3
    #9; Destroy the vast array of media and get back to basics. Except for online porn with #3's
    #10; It's still Bros before Hos, unless it's me and some #3's
    #11; did I mention killing yet?
    #12; No saurcroute or broccoli
    #13; I'm out of funny ideas
    #14; Still got nuthin
    #15; I really really like rule #3.
     
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    High_Gravity Belligerent Drunk Supporting Member

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    I co sign with Two Thumbs list.:clap2:
     
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    I Deam you to be the HMFIC of the eternal party! Your Staff of Office will be a pull tab of your favorite brew. Your office, will of course be staffed with #3's. And a couple #4's to make sure some work gets done. ;)
     
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    I accept this job offer.:razz:
     

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