New monkey identified in Africa

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    New monkey identified in Africa
    By Ella Davies
    BBC Nature - New monkey identified in Africa

    Reporter, BBC Nature

    The most intelligent form of life within Africa has been discovered! :eusa_shhh:
     
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    Yea...

    ... an' he looks like Uncle Ferd!
    :eusa_shifty:
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    Looks like a hybrid, or perhaps an engineered critter in the manner of chimerics - Anger As Monkeys Created By Splicing Embryos


    Waltky, what sayeth thou?
     
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    Your a fucking racist scumbag
     
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    A new species of monkey has been discovered.

    Known by locals in remote parts of Keynesia as kleptula, the monkey apparently drinks ink, eats savings accounts and shits greenbacks.
     
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    Which reminds me...

    ... we took Granny to the fair last year...

    ... an' there was this hurdy-gurdy man there...

    ... who had a monkey who also had his own lil' hurdy-gurdy...

    ... an' Granny pointed an' said...

    ... "Aww ain't dat cute, dat monkey is grindin' his lil' organ!"
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    Truthmatters, I see you noticed Matthew's inclusion. (Laughs) I think the alleged "most intelligent form of life within Africa" means narrow-minded scientists are still unaware that mutants, engineered critters and robots are only as intelligent as their creators. And creators that are unaware of the power of the human brain are obviously not that intelligent.
     

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