New mod nomination(s)

OMG-
You muck raker!
You just had to ask for a clarification of rules!
 
I'm too busy spamming inboxes with lez porn. I decline to accept your nomination as mod.
 
I can't be a mod because then people would find out about that truck stop lot lizzard scandal, the time I skipped out on leaving a tip for the waitress at IHOP, and how often I forget to tithe at church. Please, please, please don't nominate me. Too many skeletons in the closet.
 
BBD it is!! This will be wonderful.

Next, we shall vet you.

Raise your tail, I need to take your temperature.

Couldn't we just take the temperature on the honor system? I have lots of honor... well, sort of.

My housemate said her dog loved going to the vet. But whenever he saw the thermometer, he planted his ass and would NOT get up. It was canine for "Oh, no. No thank you. Thank you - no."

Thermometer went away, ass of the floor. Thermometer comes back, ass planted.
 

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