new mj joke....really bad....

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    the autospy shows that mj is 99.9 % plastic...so they have decided to melt him down and make him into lego blocks....


    so little boys can play with him for a change
     
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    I heard it wasn't a drug O.D. but food poisoning.

















    He ate a ten year old wiener.
     
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    Sears is going to have a Michael Jackson Memorial Sale... Little boys pants will be half off.
     
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    Jackson Ghost sighted in Childrens Ward of LA hospital: Seems like he's still trying to put the willies up young children.



    Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??



    ...he thought it was a delivery service.
     
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