New management at USMB

[Ernie S.]

As some of you may know, for the last 2 months me and another member here have been in negotiations with DanK to purchase USMessageboard dot com.
Unfortunately, early this evening, I received an email notifying me that my offer had been declined and effective immediately, board ownership has been transfered to Truthmatters.
Please welcome our new owner and her Moderation staff of rdean, Decepticon, Mr. Shamon and Cammpbell.

 

[Immanuel]

Thank God today is April Fool's Day.

How many fools did you think you would catch with that one?

Immie

 

[Ernie S.]

Somebody had to try.
I've been waiting all day for a decent gag and have been disappointed. I figured it was time for something obvious to see if I could stir up some creativity.

 

[Ernie S.]

Moderators, feel free to move this to the flame zone.

 

[syrenn]

As some of you may know, for the last 2 months me and another member here have been in negotiations with DanK to purchase USMessageboard dot com.
Unfortunately, early this evening, I received an email notifying me that my offer had been declined and effective immediately, board ownership has been transfered to Truthmatters.
Please welcome our new owner and her Moderation staff of rdean, Decepticon, Mr. Shamon and Cammpbell.

 

[Ernie S.]

Geez, Sy! Fond memories. A lot of names there are no longer with us.

 

[syrenn]

Geez, Sy! Fond memories. A lot of names there are no longer with us.

Are you SURE they are no longer with us?

 

[Ernie S.]

Geez, Sy! Fond memories. A lot of names there are no longer with us.

Are you SURE they are no longer with us?

Shame on you!

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Somebody had to try.
I've been waiting all day for a decent gag and have been disappointed. I figured it was time for something obvious to see if I could stir up some creativity.

oh you are an evil man.

 

[Ernie S.]

Somebody had to try.
I've been waiting all day for a decent gag and have been disappointed. I figured it was time for something obvious to see if I could stir up some creativity.

oh you are an evil man.

Yes sir, I am. Ask TDM

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Somebody had to try.
I've been waiting all day for a decent gag and have been disappointed. I figured it was time for something obvious to see if I could stir up some creativity.

oh you are an evil man.

Yes sir, I am. Ask TDM

Evil just evil

 

[Luissa]

Mine worked with a few, I figured it might because I am never around.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Mine worked with a few, I figured it might because I am never around.

Thing about your's it might back fire and come true

 

[Luissa]

Mine worked with a few, I figured it might because I am never around.

Thing about your's it might back fire and come true

I found out I was pregnant with my son the day before April Fools day.

I wouldn't mind getting married, not in the mood to get pregnant.

 

[Immanuel]

Somebody had to try.
I've been waiting all day for a decent gag and have been disappointed. I figured it was time for something obvious to see if I could stir up some creativity.

oh you are an evil man.

Yes sir, I am. Ask TDM

She's a liar anyway. We wouldn't know whether to believe her or not. You have to come up with something better than that.

Immie

 

[FuelRod]

Impossible TM is too stupid to have a job.

 

[Big Fitz]

So... I look, and think huh... interesting bit of info. Who knew? read read read....

Then the punchline. No I did not believe it for one solitary second.

For the record, I fucking hate April Fools Day.

So here.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPr-xsQvhgw&feature=endscreen&NR=1]what did the five fingers say to the face? - YouTube[/ame]

And one more for good measure.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Jv3AB_ZGo]kung fu hustle slap - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Ernie S.]

I like April Fools' Day, but I suspect everything.

 

[Big Fitz]

I like April Fools' Day, but I suspect everything.

arrr rar rarr.


grrr.

 

[Ernie S.]

I like April Fools' Day, but I suspect everything.

arrr rar rarr.


grrr.

What do you mean by that????