New Ice Cream Flavor

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    In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; " Barocky Road ".

    Barocky Road is a blend of half-Vanilla, half-Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

    There is talk about making changes to the mixture, but specific details are not known.

    The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

    When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

    Thus, you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
     
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    There is also another flavor they are considering its called "Teabag Party"

    Its tea flavored ice cream with chucks of Red meat and swirls of the blood of innocents.

    They know no SANE person will buy it but that the R party has a 28% of the population who will buy anything if they put a big red R on the label.
     
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    At least mine was funny.
     
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    I wish the bullshit your party spewed was funny intstead of dangerous.

    Its going to get one of the nutbags to go all Murrah Building on us.
     
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    His was at least funny. What's your excuse for posting?
     
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    Barocky Road Ice Cream.

    Murrah Building.

    Wow.

    Guess that is a lot more realistic than thinking BO is turning the United States into a Socialist nation.
     
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    This forum is entitled "Humor" in case you didn't know. What is your beef with a bunch of people voicing their dissent? It's America, deal with it.
     
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    In his world, it's only funny if it bashes Republicans.
     
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    At this rate, he'll be crying for the next 4, possibly 8 years. Wah wah.
     
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    In the real world your party is a Joke.

    Some just take the joke seriously.
     

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