"The Least Wonderful Game of the Year"
(Sung to the tune of "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year")
It's the least wonderful game of the year.
With two teams going nowhere,
And all the fans wishing that they weren't here!
It's the least wonderful game of the year.
It's the grump-grumpiest stadium of all.
With coach Jim Fassel pacing
A job hunt he's facing.
Will another call?
It's the grump-grumpiest stadium of all!
There'll be a fumble from Tiki,
It's happening weekly.
And costly 15-yard yellow flags.
There'll be Collins' bad passes
And defensive lapses,
With fans hiding in brown paper bags.
It's the least wonderful game of the year.
With the 4-8 Giants,
And shanks from Matt Bryant.
Wellington Mara is shedding tears.
It's the least wonderful game of the year!
(Sung to the tune of "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year")
It's the least wonderful game of the year.
With two teams going nowhere,
And all the fans wishing that they weren't here!
It's the least wonderful game of the year.
It's the grump-grumpiest stadium of all.
With coach Jim Fassel pacing
A job hunt he's facing.
Will another call?
It's the grump-grumpiest stadium of all!
There'll be a fumble from Tiki,
It's happening weekly.
And costly 15-yard yellow flags.
There'll be Collins' bad passes
And defensive lapses,
With fans hiding in brown paper bags.
It's the least wonderful game of the year.
With the 4-8 Giants,
And shanks from Matt Bryant.
Wellington Mara is shedding tears.
It's the least wonderful game of the year!
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