Never Lie to your Mother

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    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the 'platonic' relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail
    just to be sure. So he sat down and
    wrote:

    __________________________________________________________
    Dear
    Mom,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the
    house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
    remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
    dinner.

    Love, Brian
    __________________________________________________________

    Several
    days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
    read:
    ____________________________________________________
    Dear
    Son,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not
    saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if
    Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle
    by now.

    Love, Mom
     
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