Netflix

[Samson]

You gotta Rent:

Frog-g-g

B-movie fans will moon over Frog-g-g!, a slightly cheesy but highly entertaining movie about a mutant that rises from the water to menace the suburbs after hazardous waste material seeps its way into the water supply. Instead of wanting to kill everything in its path, Frog-g-g hungers for sex with humans and is determined to get its way. It's up to the local doctor, Barbara Michaels (Kristi Russell), to put an end to the toady monster's ways.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

What would the squid say?

 

[Samson]

What would the squid say?

He'd probably wonder why the fuck there are not more witty replies to this thread.

 

[Grace]

I highly recommend Dreamkeeper. You won't regret it.

DreamKeeper (TV 2003) - IMDb

 

[boedicca]

As a double feature, I recommend:

Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) - IMDb


It contains one of my favorite movies lines of all times: Eat lead, froggies!

'Hell' is the name of the hero of the story. He's a prisoner of the women who now run the USA after a nuclear/biological war. Results of the war are that mutants have evolved, and the human race is in danger of extinction due to infertility. Hell is given the task of helping in the rescue of a group of fertile women from the harem of the mutant leader (resembling a frog). Hell cannot escape since he has a bomb attached to his private parts which will detonate if he strays more than a few hundred yards from his guard.

 

[Big Black Dog]

That's just what I want to see... A porno flick with a frog as the star.

 

[boedicca]

You'd rather see octo-pron?

 

[Samson]

That's just what I want to see... A porno flick with a frog as the star.

Think of it as "Broadening your Horizons" BBD.

Like eating sushi, or visiting Miami.

 

[uscitizen]

That's just what I want to see... A porno flick with a frog as the star.

Think of it as "Broadening your Horizons" BBD.

Like eating sushi, or visiting Miami.

Sushi who?

 

[Ringel05]

That's just what I want to see... A porno flick with a frog as the star.

Think of it as "Broadening your Horizons" BBD.

Like eating sushi, or visiting Miami.

Sushi who?

Soylent raw.........

 

[Samson]

I highly recommend Dreamkeeper. You won't regret it.

DreamKeeper (TV 2003) - IMDb

In South Dakota, in an Indian reservation, an old storyteller Indian asks his grandson Shane, who is in trouble owing money to some bad guys, to take his old pony and him to Albuquerque to the great powwow, an Indian meeting. While traveling, Grandpa tells mysterious Indian tales of love, friendship and magic

Could it be interesting despite the absense of Amphibian Sexual Encounters in a Catholic Girl's School Dormitory, or Totally Nude Zombie Pole Dancing.......?



Nah

 

[Samson]

That's just what I want to see... A porno flick with a frog as the star.

Think of it as "Broadening your Horizons" BBD.

Like eating sushi, or visiting Miami.

Sushi who?

Do you even watch talkies?

 

[Samson]

As a double feature, I recommend:

Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) - IMDb


It contains one of my favorite movies lines of all times: Eat lead, froggies!

'Hell' is the name of the hero of the story. He's a prisoner of the women who now run the USA after a nuclear/biological war. Results of the war are that mutants have evolved, and the human race is in danger of extinction due to infertility. Hell is given the task of helping in the rescue of a group of fertile women from the harem of the mutant leader (resembling a frog). Hell cannot escape since he has a bomb attached to his private parts which will detonate if he strays more than a few hundred yards from his guard.

Now THAT sounds COOL!!

Hell Comes to Frogtown is not available to watch instantly

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Damnit Netflix

 

[Samson]

Think of it as "Broadening your Horizons" BBD.

Like eating sushi, or visiting Miami.

Sushi who?

Soylent raw.........

That was in a movie....... Let ONE Ringel Post be topical in 2011.

 

[Samson]

I guess I'll post it here since the thread titled Zombie Strippers in this sub-forum got little play:


There's no ambiguity between the title and the movie....gotta see it to believe it

Zombie Strippers
2008R 94 minutes
A deadly government-controlled virus strikes a small Nebraska strip club, where the head dancer is quickly infected and transformed into a flesh-eating zombie -- and becomes an instant hit with the customers. To be or not to be a zombie: That is the question facing the remaining jealous strippers in this outrageous horror comedy, starring slasher icon Robert Englund (best known as Freddy Krueger) and adult-entertainment icon Jenna Jameson.

I watched on Netflix with some fascination last night: Hard to say where the climax was, but I believe it was somewhere between a Zombie Stripper biting off a patron's member and one Zombie Stripper shooting billiard balls out of her coochie and killing in a jealous rage another Zombie Stripper.

 

[daveman]

Watched Mars Attacks! and Hamburger Hill last night.

 

[Samson]

Watched Mars Attacks! and Hamburger Hill last night.

Cool Movies!

I watched Boondock Saints II last night

 

[Samson]

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Bitch_Slap/70113767?trkid=2430625#height1803

2009UR 105 minutes
Three naughty girls -- leggy stripper Trixie (Julia Voth), homicidal drug runner Camero (America Olivo) and high-powered businesswoman Hel (Erin Cummings) -- team up to rip off a crime kingpin, but surprise betrayals quickly spin events out of control. Guns, hand-to-hand combat, scantily clad women and plenty of tongue-in-cheek humor populate this guilty-pleasure throwback to 1960s and '70s exploitation films.

The best part of the movie was the lesbo scene between Julia Voth

and Erin Cummings (Spartacus' Wife in "Blood and Sand")

 

[daveman]

Watched Mars Attacks! and Hamburger Hill last night.

Cool Movies!

I watched Boondock Saints II last night

I've heard good things about the first one. I'll have to try it out.