negative people

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  1. dilloduck

    dilloduck Diamond Member

    May 8, 2004
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    This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to
    rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows
    nothing and cares less makes your life miserable.

    A Woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with
    her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome?
    Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of Italians.
    You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their
    planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So,
    where are you staying in Rome?"

    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called

    "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
    something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the
    city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So,
    whatcha doing when you get there?"

    "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying
    to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of
    yours. You're going to need it."

    A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her
    about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were
    we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was
    overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were
    wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and

    And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and
    now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so
    they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

    "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you
    didn't get to see the Pope."

    "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard
    tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the
    visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the
    Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope
    walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words
    to me."

    "Oh, really! What'd he say?"

    "He said, 'Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?' "
  2. Annie

    Annie Diamond Member

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