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Mr. P

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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I

clocked you at 80 mile per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee,

officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs

calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly

from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this

car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the

ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your

radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the

second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at

his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."


The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing

your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says,

"Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you

pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have

your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver

turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE #@&% UP??"


The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband

always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"





"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking"
 

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