Need a Break? Visit Cleveland!

Okay now I admit it, Cleveland is no beauty spot. We don't claim to be Savannah or Key West, yanno. But we do have the World-Reknown Theater of the Absurd here. I believe we have the Nation's Most Corrupt Local Government. The latest is that our grossly obese county commissioner, Jimmy Dimora, denies denies denies! that that chick in his hotel room during his -- ahem -- "fact finding" trip to Las Vegas was a -- oh the shock! the outrage! why I would never! prostitute. I bet after having to fuck Dimora she re-thought her career choice. $1,000 ain't enough for any chick to be fucking Shamu, yanno? So Dimora is kinda sorta mebbe not lying, he he.

Her $1,000 services were not paid for by a Cleveland-area construction company owner as a bribe to Dimora for illegaly fixing contracts, no no no.

Dimora did not have sexual intercourse with the chick, no no no. She gave him a massage. A massage, yanno? Like one would get at the YMCA? ROFLMAO!

I cannot link to "she just gave me a massage and nobody gave me a refrigerator"; but it's about 7/10th's of the way through the video below. Be patient..it's absolutely priceless stuff he he. I especially liked Dimora's plaintive cry "when does a goodwill gesture become a bribe???!!!"

LMAO!

WKYC.com | Cleveland, OH | Video

O good grief, folks, if you need a laugh today, watch a clip of Cleveland local news. I'm tellin' ya -- Chicago has nuthin' on Cleveland. We put your corrupt pols to shame, wherever you might live -- ours are freaky sexual foodies! LOL.



You just cannot buy tickets to this comedy show anywhere. Visit Cleveland, watch a corruption trial, see the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, take in a LeBraun --whoopsie I mean Cavaliers game -- and buy a Cleveland area residence to take home as your souvenier! Where else could you have this much fun? Not NYC, that's for sure. Don't tarry now...Cleveland are hotels are filling up fast! ROFL.

We want you to vacation here in Cleveland so you can go home relaxed, refreshed...and grateful that your local pols are not this fucking corrupt.

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Cleveland Rocks

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Whenever I get a bit homesick.....
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I bow to the amazing google-fu you guys have! Where all y'all from?

He he he...t'aint as exciting as Cleveland, I bet.

 

I often wonder how much longer the newscasters can keep up the smiles while talking about how special Cleveland is.

The only things I see that are special are the people being interviewed after an incident on the lower west side or east side. Priceless shit!

 

I have to go to Cleveland once or twice a year on business.

I see it as punishment for the sins I commit the rest of the year.

 

Rat in the Hat, we could save you a seat on the jury if you like...might cheer you up some.

*Winks*

Let the Cleveland USMB Gang know when you are here next time and mebbe we can shoot pool?

 

Sounds like fun! Maybe you can show me the areas that are better than where I have to go. (east side)

 

Are you spending your time strolling around East Cleveland, Rat in the Hat? T'aint wise. Come over by me and I'll drag ya to "Two Fat Guys" bar and grille. If ya know where to look, this town can be a hoot...but ya do need a native guide.

Here hunni, I made us Cleveland freaks a Social Group so we can all stay in touch:
http://www.usmessageboard.com/groups/cleveland-mob-and-pimp-support-group-d57-favorite-cleveland-true-crime-story.html

 

No strolling in that area for me. It's get in, do business, GET OUT! I stay at a hotel in Lakewood, just to get as far from that crowd as I can.

I see things that scare me. And I grew up on the south side of Chicago.