Nazis on the Moon

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    The Nazis had a moon base where they enslaved the native moon beings
    Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

    see I posted a link, it must be true or it wouldn't be on the internet.......:tongue:
     
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    Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

    see the link above, again it must be true i posted a working link to the sages on the almighty internet.

    GHWB was the first lizard king, er I mean president.........:eusa_shhh:
     
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    heres another reputable link to this outrage:
    Reptilian humanoid - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    see wikipedia has an entry so how can yopu question their existance......
    and here is a link to a video of Dick cheney actually transforming to a lizrd or something...:
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hLgXu4KsN8]YouTube - Dick Cheney Shape-Shifting Into A Reptilian ∆[/ame]
    see it must be true, any anyone here that denies it is a truth denier and and a caveman or something....
     
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    I betcha Terral believes at least eight out of those 10 conspiracies.
     
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    no doubts
     
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    never understood the lack of interest in this
     
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    There's soooooooo many conspiracy theories, some of these threads just get lost.
     
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    I found a thread from awhile back that shows why there are so many conspiracy theories.

    911insidenutjob SUPER Genius speaks (from the past);

    "what drugs are you on? the evidence is overwhelming in flight 800,the waco tragedy,9/11,the kennedy assassinations,MLK assassination to name just a few where it was an inside job by the government.where have YOU been?"
     
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    The government has never denied that there are Nazis on the moon, therefore, it must be true.
     
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    i though the government had to deny it for it to be true.....
    Wait, I 'm confused.
     
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    You know, there is a behavior disorder known as "paranoid".

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoid_personality_disorder

    If you deal with a large enough group, it's only rational to assume that you are going to run into a few.

    I think that sums up the truthers.
     
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    wow, dead on
     
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    Yeah. Hey, at least it's a "cluster A" personality disorder which means it's only "weird" as opposed to a "cluster B", which means it's "destructive".
     
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    Best not to think too deeply on it.
     
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    I'll have some gumbo please, and tobasco sauce on the side.
     
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    Tobasco goes on top, not the side!
     
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    Indistputable new evidence!

    from;
    Top Secret Nazi Moon Bases - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

    "While on the Moon, the Nazis devised a plan to become Super-Evil Semi-Humans. This plan involved extensive inbreeding as well as the disgusting "Anal Birthing" technique, both of which the all-male Nazi stormtroopers were quite painfully familiar with. After only two generations, these super-evil genetically-deformed Nazis completely displaced their progenitors, and are now the sole inhabitants of the secret Nazi Moon bases."

    and...

    "The Nazi Moon bases are equipped with a great deal of advanced technology, including several spaceships ready to do battle with Earth forces at a moment's notice.

    * Haunibu600: Generic intergalactic cruiser
    * Miethe: the German's sauerkraut carrier
    * Mitsubishi Magna: Japanese dreadnought that fart a lot like dora
    * Scheißewagon 2000: The Fuhrer's personal transport
    * Xenu Planes: For when Scientologists drop by to chat about old times "


    now what have you to say?
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80]YouTube - ‪Iron Sky teaser - Space Nazis attack!‬‏[/ame]
     
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    holy crapo;a, it's even on utube now. well I guess we might as well just add it to the Big Book Of Known Facts
     

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