Nation Throws Hands Up, Tells Black Teenagers To Do Their Best Out There

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WASHINGTON—Following Sunday’s not guilty verdict in the George Zimmerman trial, an exasperated and speechless nation could reportedly do nothing other than wish black teenagers good luck out there, saying that they’re definitely going to need it.

“Yeah, I don’t know what to tell you other than keep your wits about you and hope for the best,” Alexandria, VA resident Michael Klein advised the nation’s 10 million African-American youths. “Honestly, I’d recommend just staying inside after sundown if you can.”

“Try to stay safe, okay?” he added.

After neighborhood watch patrolman George Zimmerman was acquitted of all charges in a case where he admitted to shooting and killing unarmed 19-year-old Trayvon Martin, a frustrated U.S. populace said that maybe the only thing left for black teenagers to do is hope and pray for the best.

In addition, the citizenry said that it’s basically gotten to the point where African-American teens need to avoid walking alone, hanging out in groups, or even minding their own business, especially if they are planning to do any of those things in public.

Moreover, the nation told reporters that it’s pretty clear all black teenagers—whether they live in inner-city Chicago or the Florida suburbs—are pretty much on their own now, and the sooner they understand that nobody will be able to help them, the better off they’ll be.

“I mean, what can I say? You have no legal system to turn to, the police are out to get you, and everyone is immediately suspicious of you,” said Denver real-estate agent Kelly Martin, adding that she has been racking her brain trying to think of helpful advice for the teenagers, but that all she could come up with was, “Try to stay alive if you can.” “If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now. Not exactly words of encouragement, but there you have it.”

“You have to be able to defend yourself, and if you can’t defend yourself, I’m sorry,” she continued. “I’m truly, truly sorry.”

In addition to urging African-American youths to just keep their heads down and hope nobody messes with them, the populace noted that it couldn’t hurt if they also avoided making any fast movements, putting their hands in their pockets, or wearing anything that could somehow be construed as intimidating.

“If I were a black teenager, I would wear a white t-shirt and khaki shorts at all times, even if it’s winter,” said 34-year-old claims adjuster Nick Delmar. “Then again, some psycho would probably think white T-shirts and khaki shorts were some sort of gang thing, kill the kid, say he thought the kid appeared to be violent and dangerous, and probably be found not guilty.”

“What can I say other than it’s scary as all hell out there for you,” he added. “Good luck and godspeed.”

From the Onion, but the funniest jokes are grounded in the truth

 

[Stephanie]

oh BROTHER...

how long are they going to keep this stupid shit coming over this case?

You lefties better become their babysitters and go sit for them when they out...You CC can go take East Saint Louis...be safe

 

[Oddball]

From the Onion, but the funniest jokes are grounded in the truth

Except that it's not funny, which is rare from the Onion.

 

[deltex1]

See the "yo Eric" thread.

 

[ClosedCaption]

oh BROTHER...

how long are they going to keep this stupid shit coming over this case?

You lefties better become their babysitters and go sit for them when they out...You CC can go take East Saint Louis...be safe

As long as you stay by my side (and every other thread on the subject too)

 

[WillowTree]

Sherry West tells how robbers shot sleeping baby Antonio dead in Brunswick | Mail Online

 

[Norman]

All they got to tell their kids to do is to not beat someone on their daily trip to get some ingridients for their illegal drugs from the store. At least not if he is armed.

 

[cereal_killer]

moved to proper forum

 

[ClosedCaption]

All they got to tell their kids to do is to not beat someone on their daily trip to get some ingridients for their illegal drugs from the store. At least not if he is armed.

“If I were a black teenager, I would wear a white t-shirt and khaki shorts at all times, even if it’s winter,” said 34-year-old claims adjuster Nick Delmar. “Then again, some psycho would probably think white T-shirts and khaki shorts were some sort of gang thing, kill the kid, say he thought the kid appeared to be violent and dangerous, and probably be found not guilty.”

 

[nodoginnafight]

From the Onion, but the funniest jokes are grounded in the truth

Except that it's not funny, which is rare from the Onion.

Little too true and a little too tragic to be funny.

But if you don't have enough evidence to convict - you don't have enough evidence to convict.

You can't send a guy to jail for murder just because you're pretty sure he picked a fight he couldn't win without a gun now can you?

But anyone who thinks this signals open season on black teenagers is in for a rude awakening.

 

[ClosedCaption]

From the Onion, but the funniest jokes are grounded in the truth

Except that it's not funny, which is rare from the Onion.

Little too true and a little too tragic to be funny.

But if you don't have enough evidence to convict - you don't have enough evidence to convict.

You can't send a guy to jail for murder just because you're pretty sure he picked a fight he couldn't win without a gun now can you?

But anyone who thinks this signals open season on black teenagers is in for a rude awakening.

I would fucking welcome a rude awakening.

 

[bendog]

Can't they just stay in their basements/bedrooms and sext like other teenagers? Always wanting special rights and Holdah Holdahing their hands.

 

[PredFan]

WASHINGTON—Following Sunday’s not guilty verdict in the George Zimmerman trial, an exasperated and speechless nation could reportedly do nothing other than wish black teenagers good luck out there, saying that they’re definitely going to need it.

“Yeah, I don’t know what to tell you other than keep your wits about you and hope for the best,” Alexandria, VA resident Michael Klein advised the nation’s 10 million African-American youths. “Honestly, I’d recommend just staying inside after sundown if you can.”

“Try to stay safe, okay?” he added.

After neighborhood watch patrolman George Zimmerman was acquitted of all charges in a case where he admitted to shooting and killing unarmed 19-year-old Trayvon Martin, a frustrated U.S. populace said that maybe the only thing left for black teenagers to do is hope and pray for the best.

In addition, the citizenry said that it’s basically gotten to the point where African-American teens need to avoid walking alone, hanging out in groups, or even minding their own business, especially if they are planning to do any of those things in public.

Moreover, the nation told reporters that it’s pretty clear all black teenagers—whether they live in inner-city Chicago or the Florida suburbs—are pretty much on their own now, and the sooner they understand that nobody will be able to help them, the better off they’ll be.

“I mean, what can I say? You have no legal system to turn to, the police are out to get you, and everyone is immediately suspicious of you,” said Denver real-estate agent Kelly Martin, adding that she has been racking her brain trying to think of helpful advice for the teenagers, but that all she could come up with was, “Try to stay alive if you can.” “If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now. Not exactly words of encouragement, but there you have it.”

“You have to be able to defend yourself, and if you can’t defend yourself, I’m sorry,” she continued. “I’m truly, truly sorry.”

In addition to urging African-American youths to just keep their heads down and hope nobody messes with them, the populace noted that it couldn’t hurt if they also avoided making any fast movements, putting their hands in their pockets, or wearing anything that could somehow be construed as intimidating.

“If I were a black teenager, I would wear a white t-shirt and khaki shorts at all times, even if it’s winter,” said 34-year-old claims adjuster Nick Delmar. “Then again, some psycho would probably think white T-shirts and khaki shorts were some sort of gang thing, kill the kid, say he thought the kid appeared to be violent and dangerous, and probably be found not guilty.”

“What can I say other than it’s scary as all hell out there for you,” he added. “Good luck and godspeed.”

From the Onion, but the funniest jokes are grounded in the truth

You are a colossal moron and an obama supporter, but I repeat myself.

 

[Oddball]

From the Onion, but the funniest jokes are grounded in the truth

Except that it's not funny, which is rare from the Onion.

Little too true and a little too tragic to be funny.

No, it's just plain old unfunny.

You can't send a guy to jail for murder just because you're pretty sure he picked a fight he couldn't win without a gun now can you?

Did rderp hack your account?

But anyone who thinks this signals open season on black teenagers is in for a rude awakening.

It's already open season on black teens in Chicago, South Central, Detroit, Philadelphia and every other city that their street gangs infest...Yet, somehow or another, a Hispanic guy defending himself goes beyond the pale.

 

[Leweman]

No jokes about black kids having to worry about gang violence everyday?

Justice for Darryl

 

[daveman]

Except that it's not funny, which is rare from the Onion.

Little too true and a little too tragic to be funny.

But if you don't have enough evidence to convict - you don't have enough evidence to convict.

You can't send a guy to jail for murder just because you're pretty sure he picked a fight he couldn't win without a gun now can you?

But anyone who thinks this signals open season on black teenagers is in for a rude awakening.

I would fucking welcome a rude awakening.

Do you really think the brothers gonna check your voter registration card, you creepy-ass cracka?

 

[ClosedCaption]

Little too true and a little too tragic to be funny.

But if you don't have enough evidence to convict - you don't have enough evidence to convict.

You can't send a guy to jail for murder just because you're pretty sure he picked a fight he couldn't win without a gun now can you?

But anyone who thinks this signals open season on black teenagers is in for a rude awakening.

I would fucking welcome a rude awakening.

Do you really think the brothers gonna check your voter registration card, you creepy-ass cracka?

 

[bendog]

I read elsewhere:

Blacks have gotten so lazy under Obama they won't even riot.

(I'm sorry but that is so wrong. lol)