Nation Surprised To Learn Beto O'Rourke Was Running For President

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    Huh. I heard rumors of a beta male who would say or do anything to boost his anemic support, but I always assumed nobody would ever stoop so low as to change his Irish name to something Hispanic-sounding or threaten to violate the civil rights of millions of Americans for a few fringe votes.

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    Nation Surprised To Learn Beto O'Rourke Was Running For President
     
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    Beta O’Cuck, is what he will always be remembered as.
     
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    Hey, Beta:

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    I heard a White Hispanic was running, so I assumed it was George Zimmerman. Whoa My B.
     

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