Nancy’s Diary

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I don’t know how these people uncovered this, but some of the entries of this Washington pol named Nancy are hilarious.

September 1, 2019

Gosh darn it! I wish those Squad gals would give it a rest. Don’t they understand? If we impeach the guy, then he gets to play the martyr and our chances next November are zero to none.

And then;

September 25, 2019

The White House released a rough transcript of the call between the President and the Ukrainian president. It confirms everything we’ve already heard. I’m afraid I’m being played for a fool. What’s the secret plan?

After a few more shots of whiskey to steady her;

October 10, 2019

Things are starting to look a lot better. One of my aides did a little research and it turns out that the order of succession for the presidency says the Speaker of the House takes over if the Vice President is removed. Time to start a separate inquiry methinks. President Pelosi. Madam President. I like the sound of that.

A lot more @ Nancy's Diary - David Martin, Humor Times
 
I voted for President Trump and am proud of it! :salute:




You gonna change that sig any time soon?

I mean what the fuck dude?

How about a new Avatar?

USMB must be payin' U for something...
 
I voted for President Trump and am proud of it! :salute:




You gonna change that sig any time soon?

I mean what the fuck dude?

How about a new Avatar?

USMB must be payin' U for something...

First, no way am I going to change my sig!
Second, my avatar is exactly what I want it to be.
USMB pays me nothing.
And, it's obvious to me that you are exactly the kind of poster I don't want to waste my time on.
 
I voted for President Trump and am proud of it! :salute:




You gonna change that sig any time soon?

I mean what the fuck dude?

How about a new Avatar?

USMB must be payin' U for something...

First, no way am I going to change my sig!
Second, my avatar is exactly what I want it to be.
USMB pays me nothing.
And, it's obvious to me that you are exactly the kind of poster I don't want to waste my time on.
Ditto that last sentence.
 

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