names for the act of male masturbation

[Procrustes Stretched]

pulling the pud

 

[manu1959]

rubbing one out.........

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

spanking the monkey (I know).

 

[michiganFats]

choking the chicken

 

[thorn_of_crowns]

Saturday night

 

[FistyTheBadger]

Making my momma bird regurgitate sustenance for her baby birds.

 

[thorn_of_crowns]

Making my momma bird regurgitate sustenance for her baby birds.

That's ironic.

 

[FistyTheBadger]

Making my momma bird regurgitate sustenance for her baby birds.

That's ironic.

Well, the poppa bird doesn't regurgitate sustenance for his baby birds. Usually he is out banging some other chick.

 

[thorn_of_crowns]

Making my momma bird regurgitate sustenance for her baby birds.

That's ironic.

Well, the poppa bird doesn't regurgitate sustenance for his baby birds. Usually he is out banging some other chick.

Ah, touché.

 

[Skull Pilot]

boppin' the bishop

 

[DavidS]

semen spitting.

 

[dilloduck]

constructive leisure time activity

 

[FistyTheBadger]

Catering to a very special interest group

 

[dilloduck]

Catering to a very special interest group

owe ya for that one

 

[strollingbones]

dancing with rosie and her sisters

 

[dilloduck]

dancing with rosie and her sisters

flogging the mule

 

[FistyTheBadger]

Fisting the badger

 

[eots]

boppin' the bishop

flogging the pope

 

[FistyTheBadger]

pumping the SuperSoaker so many times that the bottle of water cannot handle the pressure anymore and bursts, spraying water all over the place and launching shrapnel so that it embeds itself into the wall and your face.

 

[dilloduck]

pumping the SuperSoaker so many times that the bottle of water cannot handle the pressure anymore and bursts, spraying water all over the place and launching shrapnel so that it embeds itself into the wall and your face.

That happened to you too ???