My Sexy Bird...

[RallyxPoint]

 

[Vel]

Such a pretty little sun. They are so sweet but a little too noisy for me.

 

[Mr. H.]

Tres exotique.

 

[dilloduck]

Such a pretty little sun. They are so sweet but a little too noisy for me.

No shit, Sherlock. I have a cockatiel that drives me crazy. It's amazing I haven't killed it yet.
Want me to send it to ya in a box?

 

[Zoom-boing]

My Sexy Bird . . . . I thought you were going to post a pic of your girlfriend!

 

[uscitizen]

My favorite bird.
I would like to see it dance to AC/DC.

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[MikeK]

My friend has a minah bird that curses in Italian.

 

[Vel]

Such a pretty little sun. They are so sweet but a little too noisy for me.

No shit, Sherlock. I have a cockatiel that drives me crazy. It's amazing I haven't killed it yet.
Want me to send it to ya in a box?

LOL You've not heard your little cockatiel even come close to the noise of a sun conure. The only bird I know of that makes more racket than a sun is the cherry head conure. Even my amazon can't compete.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Fry that rascal up and let's eat him...

 

[Sallow]

Nice bird.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I was in a bar one time drinking and this kid came in and had multi-colored hair. He had red, green, yellow, blue and orange stripes in his hair. I couldn't help but stare at him. After a bit he came up to me acting sort of punky and said "What are you looking at so hard old man?" I said, "You." He bristled up a little bit and clenched his fists and asked, "Why?" I replied, "Once when I was in the Navy we pulled into Panama for some liberty time on the beach. I got drunk and fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my son..."

 

[RallyxPoint]

I was in a bar one time drinking and this kid came in and had multi-colored hair. He had red, green, yellow, blue and orange stripes in his hair. I couldn't help but stare at him. After a bit he came up to me acting sort of punky and said "What are you looking at so hard old man?" I said, "You." He bristled up a little bit and clenched his fists and asked, "Why?" I replied, "Once when I was in the Navy we pulled into Panama for some liberty time on the beach. I got drunk and fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my son..."

This made my day, thank you sir!!

 

[RallyxPoint]

My Sexy Bird . . . . I thought you were going to post a pic of your girlfriend!

how does that work?

 

[The Infidel]

My Sexy Bird . . . . I thought you were going to post a pic of your girlfriend!

how does that work?

If, and ONLY if she is sexy, you get her to wear next to nothing and stand her in front of a camera and click off a pic.
Then ya load it where ya loaded that "sexy bird"..... and post it up!



Wait..... you dont have a girlfriend?


Well, OK.... ya got a sister?




Just kidding.... nice bird!

 

[Zoom-boing]

My Sexy Bird . . . . I thought you were going to post a pic of your girlfriend!

how does that work?

What are you, 12? You describe your bird as sexy . . .

bird - probably the most common slang term for woman/girl/girlfriend. In prison slang a 'bird' is a prison sentence. eg. "He's doing 'is bird in Dartmoor". This comes from the Rhyming Slang term 'birdlime' meaning 'time'.

London Slang - B


3. slang chiefly ( Brit ) a girl or young woman, esp one's girlfriend

Bird | Define Bird at Dictionary.com





btw, is yer sense of humor impaired?

 

[RallyxPoint]

My Sexy Bird . . . . I thought you were going to post a pic of your girlfriend!

how does that work?

If, and ONLY if she is sexy, you get her to wear next to nothing and stand her in front of a camera and click off a pic.
Then ya load it where ya loaded that "sexy bird"..... and post it up!



Wait..... you dont have a girlfriend?


Well, OK.... ya got a sister?




Just kidding.... nice bird!

why in gods good name, would someone post a picture of there girlfriend in the pets section?

i think the better question, is why you would think that?

And to answer your question about me having a girlfriend, if it was a question, i was in a loving relationship with a girl, but do to the fact im in the army, And got assigned to a new base, a cross the country from her, that relationship ended fast... sorry....
​

 

[Zoom-boing]

how does that work?

If, and ONLY if she is sexy, you get her to wear next to nothing and stand her in front of a camera and click off a pic.
Then ya load it where ya loaded that "sexy bird"..... and post it up!



Wait..... you dont have a girlfriend?


Well, OK.... ya got a sister?




Just kidding.... nice bird!

why in gods good name, would someone post a picture of there girlfriend in the pets section?

i think the better question, is why you would think that?

And to answer your question about me having a girlfriend, if it was a question, i was in a loving relationship with a girl, but do to the fact im in the army, And got assigned to a new base, a cross the country from her, that relationship ended fast... sorry....
​

Duuuude, take a pill.

 

[The Infidel]

why in gods good name, would someone post a picture of there girlfriend in the pets section?
(Well, if she was a bitch......)

i think the better question, is why you would think that?

And to answer your question about me having a girlfriend, if it was a question, i was in a loving relationship with a girl, but do to the fact im in the army, And got assigned to a new base, a cross the country from her, that relationship ended fast... sorry....
​

I was just kidding.... Thanks for your service, and sorry the chick didnt work out.

Look at it this way... she wasnt worth it, and a better one will come along, but you had better get a sense of humor, or she will go the way of the dodo bird

 

[RallyxPoint]

If, and ONLY if she is sexy, you get her to wear next to nothing and stand her in front of a camera and click off a pic.
Then ya load it where ya loaded that "sexy bird"..... and post it up!



Wait..... you dont have a girlfriend?


Well, OK.... ya got a sister?




Just kidding.... nice bird!

why in gods good name, would someone post a picture of there girlfriend in the pets section?

i think the better question, is why you would think that?

And to answer your question about me having a girlfriend, if it was a question, i was in a loving relationship with a girl, but do to the fact im in the army, And got assigned to a new base, a cross the country from her, that relationship ended fast... sorry....
​

Duuuude, take a pill.

i do or i cant sleep, because i have nightmares...

why in gods good name, would someone post a picture of there girlfriend in the pets section?
(Well, if she was a bitch......)

i think the better question, is why you would think that?

And to answer your question about me having a girlfriend, if it was a question, i was in a loving relationship with a girl, but do to the fact im in the army, And got assigned to a new base, a cross the country from her, that relationship ended fast... sorry....
​

I was just kidding.... Thanks for your service, and sorry the chick didnt work out.

Look at it this way... she wasnt worth it, and a better one will come along, but you had better get a sense of humor, or she will go the way of the dodo bird

i didnt see the just kidding at the bottom lol and i got pissed lol sorry

 

[The Infidel]

i didnt see the just kidding at the bottom lol and i got pissed lol sorry