My new car

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Colin, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. Colin

    Colin Gold Member

    Aug 11, 2009
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    I bought a new car but had to return to the dealer yesterday
    because I couldn't get the radio to work.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

    The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

    I yelled, Arsehole!'

    Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom, Mr. Gordon Brown"

    Damn I love this car...
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