My neighbour

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    My neighbour is gorgeous.
    She's single...
    She lives right across the street.
    I can see her house from my living room.
    I watched as she got home from work this evening.
    I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
    She knocked on my door...
    I rushed to open it.
    She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge
    to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
    I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
    And she said, "Great! In that case, please could you look after my dog?" :(
     
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