My list of everything in the world from best to worst.

[PredFan]

The best thing in the whole world being #1:

1. Chocolate covered bacon.

2. My wife

3. - 30576340586739586. Everything else

564887656377459. Mitt Romney

564887656377460 - 30576340586739587. Some really crappy shit

30576340586739588. The head of my homeowner's association
30576340586739589. Nancy Pelosi
30576340586739590. Barack Hussein Obama


Not a difficult choice to make in November, a poor choice to be sure, but an easy one.

 

[occupied]

The worst person in the world? LOL, It's been done.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Really friggin lame.

Better luck next time.

(You might want to include a FACT or two.)

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Oh, but don't let me stop you from eating lots and lots and LOTS of chocolate flavored bacon.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Oh, but don't let me stop you from eating lots and lots and LOTS of chocolate flavored bacon.

He said "chocolate covered bacon" Luddite, pay attention.

Besides, as long as it's 80% Cocoa or more it's just fine.